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:D Don't know that show, but it was not a nightmare so not bad!

Will you have to move in with Mum?

Ha, my Mum probably had that nightmare last night!

She doesn't really have space for us but wouldn't let us sleep on the street so may be sleeping bags in the hallway for a while. Pretty sure I'm going to start having anxiety dreams about taking the cat outside soon..

Have you thought of an advert in free newspaper? sort of short stay excellent references kind of thing? I know it sounds mad but I found my first house this way honest, we were desperate! :)

Will add that to the list of things to investigate, ta

Whenever I'm really stressed I have a dream that I've taken up smoking. What I find strange about it is that I've only ever tried it once or twice about 10 years ago.

Also a few months ago I had a dream that I was in a car with someone driving around Melbourne. In the dream we went past a side road with a graffitied garage on one side and some sheds furhter down.

About a month later I was watching TV when that exact ally was in a TV show. The show was shot in Sydney but it was the same. The program was a first run so the image can't have come from my sub concious.

They've been too wacky for words lately.

I just got really strong reja-vu. Weird.

I Wet Dream of Genie.

Missed the flight again, frantic, breathless, heart-attack.

I then witnessed the plane crashing and screaming, so horrible.

I dreamt a few weeks ago that I was watching an eclipse. I actually thought it was a memory all that time until it occured to me yesterday that there wasn't an eclipse a few weeks ago.

The other night I dreamt Winston Churchill was being interviewed by Robert Peston about the state of world banking

I threw a Molotov cocktail into the room they were in and they just carried on talking as the blaze spread around them

Last night I was propositioned by Derren Brown which is a little creepy.

Ever more vivid ones. I think my brain is trying to destress me.

It doesn't get any weirder than this. On my way home tonight I saw a billboard poster for some TV programme featuring Kim Kardashian. Suddenly, slap-bang-trollop, in my face, I realised that last night I had a (non-erotic) dream involving several members of the Kardashian family, during which I was displaying my distaste about them to several friends (you know, those dreamy people you know but can't identify when you're mid-dream). But I was brought round to their charms by their behaviour and the opinions of friends, so much so that I remember having an in-depth friendly conversation with Kim.

How weird is this? Apart from I had no memory of it until tonight's ad triggered it, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE FUCKING KARDASHIANS ARE OR THAT THERE IS A FAMILY OF THEM. But I dreamt about them. I had to look up the details on Wikipedia tonight just to check there actually WAS a family and not just Kim, who I had vaguely heard about but never seen knowingly.

Last night I dreamt that I'd just started seeing this guy but he had no face. We were back in my bedroom in my mum's house and he was smoking so I opened the window but then a bird flew in.
Then the guy grabbed an old TV set, plonked it on his lap and wanted us to play a game on the screen (there was a programme on), like it was a touchscreen.

Any Freuds out there?

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