Good one for you!
I read the news today oh boy! Page 916
Quote: Nogget @ July 3 2012, 3:12 PM BST"Might be" as in "isn't." In the same way, I "might be" wearing clean pants.
Or 'might be' as in 'Rupert Murdoch might be' evil and should go to jail, but no criminal charges have ever been levelled.
But because people believe that Alan Sugar is some sort of cuddly fictional creation off the telly, they think he is incapable of evil.
Quote: KLRiley @ July 3 2012, 3:00 PM BSTAnd Mardy Fish is a bloke.
You're a Mardy Fish. 
Quote: sootyj @ July 3 2012, 5:06 PM BSTStill smoking New Scientist>?
Dat some damn good LHC
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18692830
Scientists in America have come out strongly and said there is definitely no evidence of mermaids.
They had to come out with the firm declaration after Discovery Channel's Animal Planet made a documentary stating that they did exist. Is Animal Planet that desperate for headline grabbing docos that they just make stuff up?
This week on Discovery
The F**k Pig.
Is it just a term of speech or a shameful farmyard secret?
This week on Discovery
The F**k Pig.
Is it just a term of speech or a shameful farmyard secret?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18693744
Oh no it isn't!
Quote: sootyj @ July 3 2012, 10:33 PM BSTThis week on Discovery
The F**k Pig.
Is it just a term of speech or a shameful farmyard secret?
As an ardent feminist, I disagree with the term 'mermaid' to describe half naked fish women that lure sailors to their deaths, as maid is both an ageist and subservient label.
I would prefer the use of the terms 'merwimmin', 'sea-matriarchs' and 'fish-pies' to describe our murderous undersea sisters.
Boo
the correct term is "fish bitch"
I was thinking "sex cod"
Don't call me cod.
Mermaids were invented by sailors, to excuse them for having "needs" and relieving themselves with sea mammals when they felt guilty afterwards.
Quote: sootyj @ July 3 2012, 10:59 PM BSTthe correct term is "fish bitch"
That's just the kind of misogynistic response I'd expect from a patriarchal, phallic centric, oppressor of mythical ocean based female killers.
Quote: Booo @ July 3 2012, 11:07 PM BSTMermaids were invented by sailors, to excuse them for having "needs" and relieving themselves with sea mammals when they felt guilty afterwards.
At least they were dolphin friendly.
Quote: Booo @ July 3 2012, 11:07 PM BSTMermaids were invented by sailors, to excuse them for having "needs" and relieving themselves with sea mammals when they felt guilty afterwards.
You can always "seal the deal" with a fish bitch
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 3 2012, 11:11 PM BSTAt least they were dolphin friendly.
Which, the mermaids or the sailors?
Quote: sootyj @ July 3 2012, 11:12 PM BSTYou can always "seal the deal" with a fish bitch
Not being a feminist I like the term fish bitch.
Quote: Booo @ July 3 2012, 11:14 PM BSTWhich, the mermaids or the sailors?
The sailors. Where do you think the expression Sperm Whale came from? It was full of sea men.
Same with hump backed.