you're so crap if you were chairperson of Barclays they wouldn't let youb resign
you're the 3rd Chuckle Brother
you're definition of speed dating is how fast the fellas can get away from you
you write gags for Micheal Macintyre
Things that piss you off Page 1,013
Waiting rooms....
Sitting in a tiny room with half a dozen complete strangers desperately trying to avoid eye contact
Just... look at that picture for a bit
...now back to the floor..
Hmm.. Back to the ceiling I think
Look at my shoes now I think...
Repeat until thoroughly FUCKED OFF
Well it's either that or read a 4 year old copy of Country life magazine
what are you waiting for ?
I was at the dentists this afternoon
How did it go lofty?
Ok thanks
Doesnt hurt at all having a tooth removed
It a bit weird when he's wrestling with the thing trying to waggle it out of your head
Not painful in the slightest
So weird having a big gap where my tooth used to be though
Quote: lofthouse @ July 2 2012, 10:20 PM BSTOk thanks
Doesnt hurt at all having a tooth removed
It a bit weird when he's wrestling with the thing trying to waggle it out of your head
Not painful in the slightest
So weird having a big gap where my tooth used to be though
Been there, done that, got the falsies!
Quote: lofthouse @ July 2 2012, 10:20 PM BSTSo weird having a big gap where my tooth used to be though
Are you getting a falsie or will your other teeth align to fill the gap?
Nah just got me a big ole gap
You can't see it though unless I open my gob real wiiiide
It's at the back luckily
I could get an implant they said
Don't see the point
The 'socket' looks f**kin gross right now
Yuk
Quote: lofthouse @ July 2 2012, 11:14 PM BSTIt's at the back luckily
I could get an implant they said
So it's not readily obvious, that's good, missing front teeth always make people look a bit 'fighty'.
I'd go for the implant, as it will keep your other teeth aligned and you won't accidentally kill yourself eating Doritos. The sharp corner bits are a bugger on unprotected mouth flesh.
Ouchy
Not thought about that
Could be nasty
Ho hum
See how it goes
They prolly want about £500 quid for a bloody implant anyway
Quote: lofthouse @ July 2 2012, 11:14 PM BSTNah just got me a big ole gap
You can't see it though unless I open my gob real wiiiide
It's at the back luckily
I could get an implant they said
Don't see the point
The 'socket' looks f**kin gross right now
Yuk
Implants are kinda expensive..!
Quote: lofthouse @ July 2 2012, 11:30 PM BSTOuchy
Not thought about that
Could be nasty
Ho hum
See how it goes
They prolly want about £500 quid for a bloody implant anyway
More like several thousand! http://tinyurl.com/crddso9
"In his column for The Scottish Sun last week Boyle joked: "Jimmy Carr has been attacked by Maxine Carr, who feels that he's ruined the family's good name." He also added the following thought: "If you're rich, don't look at it as tax avoidance, look at it as a children's hospital buying you a pool table."
Wanker.
Glad it is over for you Lofty, I'm still waiting.
Competitive Mum With Smug Grin, looking at my shop bought cake: Ooh, you didn't have time to bake then?
Me: Unfortunately no, I had a full-on day yesterday with meetings, by the time I got back I was knackered. I really wish I had time for meeting friends at Starbucks, followed by Pilates and an organic free-this free-that meal then off home for some wholesome cooking and baking. But we definitely must catch up soon. Bye!