Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 10:26 PM BSTI've told you before, I am not your mother.
No, my Mummy can bake on her menstrual cycle, but thankfully since the menopause, she uses the oven more.
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My eyes are very dry. I could take my contacts out and put on my glasses, but they're in the car. And there are wolves out there.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 10:29 PM BSTNo, my Mummy can bake on her menstrual cycle, but thankfully since the menopause, she uses the oven more.
I've tried to come up with a suitable response but all I can do is 
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Quote: Ben @ July 2 2012, 10:35 PM BSTMy eyes are very dry. I could take my contacts out and put on my glasses, but they're in the car. And there are wolves out there.
Nice hat though. Who needs eyes?
Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 10:36 PM BSTI've tried to come up with a suitable response but all I can do is
Same. I nearly BOOM BOOMed him, but didn't want to quote and duplicate the nasty.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:29 PM BSTNo, I thought he was doing an rwayne by just quoting my 'None the wiser' statement.
When I realised that wasn't the case, I immediately withdrew my comment and made a correction.
As I thought sooty was being harsh, I responded harshly and then you commented on it and instead of it all blowing over quickly, it will now reach a level of shit stirring so large, that sooty and I will be forced to wrestle naked at the 7/7 Drinks to settle our feud.
Bless. Are you feeling a bit starved of my attention?
Then I hope this helps: JUST ASK HER and stop behaving like a 14 year old boy. She can only say 'no'
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 9:59 PM BSTSomeone just told me I remind them of Sid Owen. That's possibly the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Oh My Motherf**king G- someone said that to me once! It's only because he's got a really nice smile and great teeth
Quote: Ben @ July 2 2012, 10:35 PM BSTMy eyes are very dry. I could take my contacts out and put on my glasses, but they're in the car. And there are wolves out there.
Oh you with your hat avatar. Good work young Ben
Quote: rwayne @ July 2 2012, 10:38 PM BSTBless. Are you feeling a bit starved of my attention?
I am hungry for your love.
I use acuvue Moist , they're great
my eyes never dry out
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 10:46 PM BSTI am hungry for your love.
What you dream of when you think of me... and you do, Is anything but love!
Buttstuff.
Quote: rwayne @ July 2 2012, 10:48 PM BSTbutt love!
Quote: rwayne @ July 2 2012, 10:48 PM BSTWhat you dream of when you think of me... and you do, Is anything but love!
I normally imagine that I'm giving you my best dirty talk and you're repeating it back in an overly sarcastic passive-aggressive way.
'Ooh take it, take it all, you tart? Insert smiley face here.'
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 10:54 PM BSTI normally imagine that I'm giving you my best dirty talk and you're repeating it back in an overly sarcastic passive-aggressive way.
'Ooh take it, take it all, you tart? Insert smiley face here.'
Isn't your 'best dirty talk' usually kept for your private messages on here?
I love your regular use of 'passive-aggressive' it's a lovely, day time TV, phrase that idiots use when they don't really know what they are talking about... so at least it's apt this time.
Quote: rwayne @ July 2 2012, 11:00 PM BSTI love your regular use of 'passive-aggressive'
Irony never passes you by, does it rwayne?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 11:01 PM BSTIrony never passes you by, does it rwayne?
You're just too clever for me that's the thing.
(Now... this is just for you so I'll whisper it - would you like me to ask her for you?)