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Laughing out loud Sootyj how come you know so much about me?

AJGO I do slip up on occaisions, but it's healthy, I think.

(fat arse)

Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 7:33 PM BST

Why 'hypo' instead of 'hyper'? Or is that a sootyj typo for 'hippo' and you were inventing a new chubby superhero?

I'm not really in any position to be judging any other woman's body, but I do apologise for implying people were being bitchy when it was a very normal conversation that wasn't naming or showing any specific individual.

I most certainly wasn't slagging off anyone's size or age. Just their decision to dress terribly, in a really unflattering way. Same way as I slag off tiny skinny wee things if they are dressed like douches.

Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 6:57 PM BST

I know this isn't the lovely wimmins thread, but let's not bitch about the elder/fatter/muntier wimmins please.

Can you please direct all similar comments to the 'Who Do You Fancy?' thread where they rightfully belong please?

:P

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 9:22 PM BST

I most certainly wasn't slagging off anyone's size or age. Just their decision to dress terribly, in a really unflattering way. Same way as I slag off tiny skinny wee things if they are dressed like douches.

I do often want to go up to people and redress them but then I realise that I would be both Trinny and Susannah and so I go into a protective coma for some time (wrapped in Egyptian cotton sheets with a French manicure and just a smidgeon of tinted lip gloss, of course)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:37 PM BST

Can you please direct all similar comments to the 'Who Do You Fancy?' thread where they rightfully belong please?

:P

No, because I earlier very purposefully made a distinction between what was a conversation about general commonly seen ways of dressing and actually picking on individuals.
And don't be challenging me to a naked wrestle to decide who's right, you know what happened last time

Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 9:46 PM BST

I do often want to go up to people and redress them but then I realise that I would be both Trinny and Susannah and so I go into a protective coma for some time (wrapped in Egyptian cotton sheets with a French manicure and just a smidgeon of tinted lip gloss, of course)

Yes, there is always the risk of turning into Gok Wan. Or in Middlesbrough, the more common risk of stabbing.

Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 9:46 PM BST

And don't be challenging me to a naked wrestle to decide who's right, you know what happened last time

Did someone get engulfed? I bet someone got engulfed.

Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 9:46 PM BST

And don't be challenging me to a naked wrestle to decide who's right, you know what happened last time

Sorry about leaving a stain on your carpet. :(

As for Trinny and Susannah, why have they not been sued for sexual assault?

'Look at her boobs Trinny?'

'Yes they are huge, I can barely fit them in my hands'

'Now take your skirt off bitch'

*middle aged woman starts crying, Trinny and Susannah move in for a 'hug'*

Creepy shit man.

Why would someone in their right mind allow that to even happen?
I wouldn't go on it in the first place but if I did, the moment they grabbed me I'd slap that hand away or worse.

Seriously, who do they think they are?

Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 9:46 PM BST

you know what happened last time

Were there oils involved?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 9:50 PM BST

Did someone get engulfed? I bet someone got engulfed.

I'm not entirely sure what that means. Do I want to know? Do I not? Agh

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:55 PM BST

Sorry about leaving a stain on your carpet. :(

I'm never letting you drink red wine again. But it was the fact that you ran off with my dress that really upset me

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:55 PM BST

As for Trinny and Susannah, why have they not been sued for sexual assault?

'Look at her boobs Trinny?'

'Yes they are huge, I can barely fit them in my hands'

'Now take your skirt off bitch'

*middle aged woman starts crying, Trinny and Susannah move in for a 'hug'*

Creepy shit man.

Yep. Bullying in the name of entertainment. Could have actually been a decent enough show, with actual facts and tips and tings, but no, let's just shriek at women who clearly weren't that confident in the first place

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 2 2012, 10:00 PM BST

Were there oils involved?

Yeah, RC brought round aromatherapy stuff and gave me a lovely back rub and we ate some chocolate and watched a DVD. But he said to say that he was well intimidating and horrible

I have a weird boner.

Whose weird boner?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 10:09 PM BST

I have a weird boner.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 2 2012, 10:00 PM BST

Were there oils involved?

Essential oils.

I have a wired boner

Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 10:03 PM BST

Yeah, RC brought round aromatherapy stuff and gave me a lovely back rub and we ate some chocolate and watched a DVD. But he said to say that he was well intimidating and horrible

Yeah, I was all mean and moody and like deliberately missed a few spots on the back rub and I made AJGO eat the coffee flavoured chocs, as they are ick.

So watch out girls, I am a bastard. Yeah.

Mmmm, coffee creams.

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