Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 9:50 PM BSTI didn't make it myself. I can't bake to save my life, TB!
*is a bad parent*
I'll take that child, Ma'am. That's right. Grounds of baking. You can collect her from the pen once you have adequately mastered the Lemon Drizzle.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:35 PM BSTBut you never ring me afterwards, how can I not cry?
I ring you during isnt that enough
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 9:52 PM BSTI'll take that child, Ma'am. That's right. Grounds of baking. You can collect her from the pen once you have adequately mastered the Lemon Drizzle.
But I can cook (although I don't like to). I cook the most wonderful stews and stuff. It's just the baking.
You know the old wives' tale that women shouldn't bake when they're on their period 'cause it doesn't rise, cook properly, etc? That applies to me all the f**king time.
What , your on your period?
Explains your moodiness lately
Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 9:55 PM BSTBut I can cook (although I don't like to). I cook the most wonderful stews and stuff. It's just the baking.
You know the old wives' tale that women shouldn't bake when they're on their period 'cause it doesn't rise, cook properly, etc? That applies to me all the f**king time.
Sorry, thems the rules in Engerlund. Sponge fairy cakes are the minimum.
Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2012, 9:54 PM BSTI ring you during isnt that enough
Euphamistic-tastic!
Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 9:55 PM BSTYou know the old wives' tale that women shouldn't bake when they're on their period
*spits Booo's jam sponge across the dining room table*
Someone just told me I remind them of Sid Owen. That's possibly the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Quote: lofthouse @ July 2 2012, 9:56 PM BSTWhat , your on your period?
Explains your moodiness lately
No and I'm always moody.
A right laugh, me.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 9:59 PM BSTSomeone just told me I remind them of Sid Owen. That's possibly the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
You sing so much better than him!
(why on earth would someone say that??)
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:59 PM BST*spits Booo's jam sponge across the dining room table*
I still don't like you.
I was only pullin yer leg mate
Having worked with londons legions of tramps
I can assure you the foLlowing description will make a tramp cum in his unwashed pants
Over 20 stone
Over 60 years
No teeth
Preferably female
Quote: lofthouse @ July 2 2012, 10:08 PM BSTI was only pullin yer leg mate
I know, so was I. 
Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 10:02 PM BSTI still don't like you.
Not possible, I am adorable. 
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 9:56 PM BSTSorry, thems the rules in Engerlund. Sponge fairy cakes are the minimum.
I can do those, out of a mix packet. Does that count?
Feeling medium pleased with myself after finishing a new flyer design. I'm getting the hang of it. Hoping to build a wee portfolio so I can hopefully part-fund Edinburgh next year.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 10:24 PM BSTNot possible, I am adorable.
I've told you before, I am not your mother.