Sootyj how come you know so much about me?
AJGO I do slip up on occaisions, but it's healthy, I think.
(fat arse)
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Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 7:33 PM BSTWhy 'hypo' instead of 'hyper'? Or is that a sootyj typo for 'hippo' and you were inventing a new chubby superhero?
I'm not really in any position to be judging any other woman's body, but I do apologise for implying people were being bitchy when it was a very normal conversation that wasn't naming or showing any specific individual.
I most certainly wasn't slagging off anyone's size or age. Just their decision to dress terribly, in a really unflattering way. Same way as I slag off tiny skinny wee things if they are dressed like douches.
Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 6:57 PM BSTI know this isn't the lovely wimmins thread, but let's not bitch about the elder/fatter/muntier wimmins please.
Can you please direct all similar comments to the 'Who Do You Fancy?' thread where they rightfully belong please?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 9:22 PM BSTI most certainly wasn't slagging off anyone's size or age. Just their decision to dress terribly, in a really unflattering way. Same way as I slag off tiny skinny wee things if they are dressed like douches.
I do often want to go up to people and redress them but then I realise that I would be both Trinny and Susannah and so I go into a protective coma for some time (wrapped in Egyptian cotton sheets with a French manicure and just a smidgeon of tinted lip gloss, of course)
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:37 PM BSTCan you please direct all similar comments to the 'Who Do You Fancy?' thread where they rightfully belong please?
No, because I earlier very purposefully made a distinction between what was a conversation about general commonly seen ways of dressing and actually picking on individuals.
And don't be challenging me to a naked wrestle to decide who's right, you know what happened last time
Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 9:46 PM BSTI do often want to go up to people and redress them but then I realise that I would be both Trinny and Susannah and so I go into a protective coma for some time (wrapped in Egyptian cotton sheets with a French manicure and just a smidgeon of tinted lip gloss, of course)
Yes, there is always the risk of turning into Gok Wan. Or in Middlesbrough, the more common risk of stabbing.
Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 9:46 PM BSTAnd don't be challenging me to a naked wrestle to decide who's right, you know what happened last time
Did someone get engulfed? I bet someone got engulfed.
Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 9:46 PM BSTAnd don't be challenging me to a naked wrestle to decide who's right, you know what happened last time
Sorry about leaving a stain on your carpet. 
As for Trinny and Susannah, why have they not been sued for sexual assault?
'Look at her boobs Trinny?'
'Yes they are huge, I can barely fit them in my hands'
'Now take your skirt off bitch'
*middle aged woman starts crying, Trinny and Susannah move in for a 'hug'*
Creepy shit man.
Why would someone in their right mind allow that to even happen?
I wouldn't go on it in the first place but if I did, the moment they grabbed me I'd slap that hand away or worse.
Seriously, who do they think they are?
Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 9:46 PM BSTyou know what happened last time
Were there oils involved?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 9:50 PM BSTDid someone get engulfed? I bet someone got engulfed.
I'm not entirely sure what that means. Do I want to know? Do I not? Agh
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:55 PM BSTSorry about leaving a stain on your carpet.
I'm never letting you drink red wine again. But it was the fact that you ran off with my dress that really upset me
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:55 PM BSTAs for Trinny and Susannah, why have they not been sued for sexual assault?
'Look at her boobs Trinny?'
'Yes they are huge, I can barely fit them in my hands'
'Now take your skirt off bitch'
*middle aged woman starts crying, Trinny and Susannah move in for a 'hug'*
Creepy shit man.
Yep. Bullying in the name of entertainment. Could have actually been a decent enough show, with actual facts and tips and tings, but no, let's just shriek at women who clearly weren't that confident in the first place
Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 2 2012, 10:00 PM BSTWere there oils involved?
Yeah, RC brought round aromatherapy stuff and gave me a lovely back rub and we ate some chocolate and watched a DVD. But he said to say that he was well intimidating and horrible
I have a weird boner.
Whose weird boner?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 10:09 PM BSTI have a weird boner.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 2 2012, 10:00 PM BSTWere there oils involved?
Essential oils.
I have a wired boner
Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 10:03 PM BSTYeah, RC brought round aromatherapy stuff and gave me a lovely back rub and we ate some chocolate and watched a DVD. But he said to say that he was well intimidating and horrible
Yeah, I was all mean and moody and like deliberately missed a few spots on the back rub and I made AJGO eat the coffee flavoured chocs, as they are ick.
So watch out girls, I am a bastard. Yeah.
Mmmm, coffee creams.