I read the news today oh boy! Page 914

I never had a Sindy or a Barbie.
I found them a bit creepy.

Renegade just knew you would like plastic dolls!

Shocked that you would venture out from your pissed,greased stained couch for the stupid 'torch relay'- a tad 'Nationalistic' even for you.

Quote: dellas @ July 2 2012, 6:52 PM BST

Renegade just knew you would like plastic dolls!

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My new one is a very successful business woman, she has three working offices. Now where did I leave my bicycle pump and tire repair kit?

Quote: dellas @ July 2 2012, 6:52 PM BST

Shocked that you would venture out from your pissed,greased stained couch for the stupid 'torch relay'- a tad 'Nationalistic' even for you.

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It is the London Games and I am Londoner. I went out at the beginning of June for the Jubiliee flotilla on the Thames and the atmosphere was excellent, so hopefully there'll be the same party mood when the torch comes past.

Oh yeah, Manchester failed it's Olympics bid, but you must be pleased about that, because you wouldn't want to be labelled as a 'nationalist' presumably.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jul/02/iraq-parliament-deported-nationals-europe

Um.. I, er. Is this, er, um...

Don't those wankers learn?

Hey ho Gulf war 3 here we go.

Mission accomplished yet again.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:43 PM BST

My new one is a very successful business woman, she has three working offices. Now where did I leave my bicycle pump and tire repair kit?

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Pah real men like Bratz. Them girls are whores. And a wonderful role model for the predatory male to hope for.

Quote: dellas @ July 2 2012, 6:52 PM BST

Renegade just knew you would like plastic dolls!

Shocked that you would venture out from your pissed,greased stained couch for the stupid 'torch relay'- a tad 'Nationalistic' even for you.

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The vagueness of the insults rather undercuts their efficacy.

I do wonder if your monitor is actually working.

Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 10:57 PM BST

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jul/02/iraq-parliament-deported-nationals-europe

Um.. I, er. Is this, er, um...

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Bloody hell. They don't even want their own people back.

Sootyj what are you on about? please, Renegade fully understood my sarcasm as you deliver often, what bothers you~?

You seem Hyper critical of me, why? look back you will see I am correct.

PS. Every recent post to you has been REALLY friendly

Nice heart warming family story for a change.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4407048/Mother-Chantal-Marshall-and-her-4-girls-have-13-boob-ops-now-she-wants-one-for-daughter-14.html

Placebo album cover star threatens to sue band

https://apps.facebook.com/theguardian/music/2012/jun/25/placebo-album-cover-star-sue?fb_source=other_multiline&fb_action_types=news.reads

Oh do f**k off. Sue your cousin your daft twat- it was they who sold the photo.

Quote: Marc P @ July 3 2012, 11:16 AM BST

Nice heart warming family story for a change.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4407048/Mother-Chantal-Marshall-and-her-4-girls-have-13-boob-ops-now-she-wants-one-for-daughter-14.html

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How delightful, let's all stare at a fourteen year old's breasts. When's that next outraged expose on paedophilia The Sun?

And no photos of her four sons? What a shock.

Still, entirely sarcastic at 'professional psychic'

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 3 2012, 11:26 AM BST

Placebo album cover star threatens to sue band

https://apps.facebook.com/theguardian/music/2012/jun/25/placebo-album-cover-star-sue?fb_source=other_multiline&fb_action_types=news.reads

Oh do f**k off. Sue your cousin your daft twat- it was they who sold the photo.

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Yep. Seems the economic downturn is Placebo's fault too.

Link for those of us that don't facebook

http://www.spinner.com/2012/06/26/placebo-sued/

Quote: dellas @ July 3 2012, 3:28 AM BST

Renegade fully understood my sarcasm as you deliver often, what bothers you~?

You seem Hyper critical of me, why? look back you will see I am correct.

PS. Every recent post to you has been REALLY friendly

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I read and re-read my response to your message about the Olympic Torch and am having trouble in finding the hyper critical, sarcastic message.

Can you please point out the bits that you found offensive?

Cheers

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 3 2012, 12:10 PM BST

I read and re-read my response to your message about the Olympic Torch and am having trouble in finding the hyper critical, sarcastic message.

Can you please point out the bits that you found offensive?

Cheers

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SHe's not talking to you RC. Sighs, she is referring to the sootster!

Quote: Marc P @ July 3 2012, 12:13 PM BST

SHe's not talking to you RC. Sighs, she is referring to the sootster!

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Ah, that's okay then, thanks Marc. Stop being so hyper critical of dellas, she's been nice to you recently, you monster!

(RC is surprised someone was offended and he had nothing to do with it)

Fair takes my breath away too.

Now that's cleared up, here is some news -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18685040

Bob Diamond has resigned. He made Barclays untold amounts of cash, so I'm sure he'll have real trouble getting another highly paid banking job.

At least we didn't knight / lord him like Jeffrey Archer and Alan Sugar. So that's a big plus point for Britain (in this particular instance).