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People getting my hopes up about things that are out of my control and not having to deal with the soul crushing disappointment when things eventually go wrong.

I'm preparing myself for the soul crushing.

Getting up on a Sunday after a whole weekend of non-stop partying, feeling like death warmed up and knowing that you have to go to the supermarket / use public transport full of bloody people.

And not just any bloody people, stupid f**king c**t-tards with no life who stay in on a Saturday night and insist on being all hyper and in your face when you just want to be left alone otherwise you will vomit and or shit all over yourself.

Then realising that you've entirely changed your stance on legalising cannabis and not only do you think it's a good idea, you want it added to the drinking water so these excitable, no friends, existence light, mutha touchers will chill the f**k out and leave you alone.

Oh and twitchy, nervous, meerkat people who are always sniffing and touching and looking and won't sit still on the bus for five bleedin' seconds, they should all be murderised too.

I'm a happy bunny today. Pleased

Sheds with dodgy instructions and constructing them in high winds.

Dude its monday

Where did your sunday go?

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2012, 4:07 PM BST

Dude its monday

Like, no way. I think Time Agents from the Temporal Continuum have stolen a day from me. Either that or I lacked the energy to compose my rant yesterday.

Nb blackberry is shit and aparently canadian

Switching back to old htc even if I suspect its got a gay name

;) Orange is from Spain.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 3:31 PM BST

People getting my hopes up about things that are out of my control and not having to deal with the soul crushing disappointment when things eventually go wrong.

I'm preparing myself for the soul crushing.

Crikey. Update?

:) Yes, whats up?

Oh, bah. Nothing really. I'm just being melodramatic. Just people getting me worked up over this competition, even though I don't expect to get through and neither did I have any intention of getting through. But people keep saying I will, and even though the logical clevel part of my brain is quietly ignoring it, the stupid 'everyone look at me and tell ne how amazing I am' part is being a dick. It's difficult to be realistic when your friends are so bloody supportive. Bunch of supportive dicks.

you will fail magnificently

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 8:54 PM BST

It's difficult to be realistic when your friends are so bloody supportive. Bunch of supportive dicks.

It's hard to believe you are still friends with these people. If it makes you feel better, I can tell you that you're rubbish and have no chance in the competition. Because I'm such a good friend and that. ;)

Not really, I think you'll storm it. Woo! Go Nat Go! \0/

And your hair is lacklustre and shit.

Thanks guys, you always know how to make me feel better x

Laughing out loud

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