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Just started on the carrot cake I was supposed to send in to school tomorrow. Now I actually feel sick and it serves me right.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 2 2012, 8:25 PM BST*considers fireworks well and truly pissed on*
I wouldn't recommend that, as excessive moisture can interact with the chemical explosives and cause the fireworks to detonate prematurely.
Unless you were alluding to one of your golden shower swinger parties Nil and fireworks was a euphamism.
Quote: chipolata @ July 2 2012, 8:29 PM BST*reholsters penis*
Again, I am none the wiser.
RCP what's the name of that polymath nuncrime fighter you dress up as?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 8:54 PM BSTAgain, I am none the wiser.
Keep your habit on!
EDIT: just saw that you added a set up and punchline, so ignore my previous remarks.
In other news, there is a female tennisist called Mardy Fish. Which I am sure is an insult from dellas' part of the world.
'Ooh, she's a right mardy fish that one, etc.'
Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2012, 9:17 PM BSTpearls before swine
*regrets buying sootyj that Heston Blumenthal cook book for Channuka*
If she married and kept her surname she'd be a Mardy Fish wife
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:15 PM BSTEDIT: just saw that you added a set up and punchline, so ignore my previous remarks.
I thought you were being harsh on him then wondered if this was part of the ritual.
Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 9:22 PM BSTI thought you were being harsh on him then wondered if this was part of the ritual.
No, I thought he was doing an rwayne by just quoting my 'None the wiser' statement.
When I realised that wasn't the case, I immediately withdrew my comment and made a correction.
As I thought sooty was being harsh, I responded harshly and then you commented on it and instead of it all blowing over quickly, it will now reach a level of shit stirring so large, that sooty and I will be forced to wrestle naked at the 7/7 Drinks to settle our feud.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:29 PM BSTNo, I thought he was doing an rwayne by just quoting my 'None the wiser' statement.
When I realised that wasn't the case, I immediately withdrew my comment and made a correction.
As I thought sooty was being harsh, I responded harshly and then you commented on it and instead of it all blowing over quickly, it will now reach a level of shit stirring so large, that sooty and I will be forced to wrestle naked at the 7/7 Drinks to settle our feud.
That's alright, it is what you wanted. Deep(ly) down. Isn't it?
I can just see you as a male peacock, doing the song and dance around him.
Just as long as you don't cry this time
Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2012, 9:32 PM BSTJust as long as you don't cry this time
But you never ring me afterwards, how can I not cry?
Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 9:32 PM BSTI can just see you as a male peacock
Does that make sooty the peac**t? That is the right terminalogy isn't it?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 9:35 PM BSTDoes that make sooty the peac**t? That is the right terminalogy isn't it?
(so sorry Sootyj, I'll buy you a (1) drink to make up for my actual real life laugh at this)
Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 8:49 PM BSTJust started on the carrot cake I was supposed to send in to school tomorrow. Now I actually feel sick and it serves me right.
Ouch.
But nom to carrot cake.
How carroty have you made it? Is there a limit to carrotness?
Quote: TopBanana @ July 2 2012, 9:47 PM BSTOuch.
But nom to carrot cake.
How carroty have you made it? Is there a limit to carrotness?
I didn't make it myself. I can't bake to save my life, TB!
*is a bad parent*