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Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 6:33 PM BST

He can come and live in my kitchen cupboard with the other spider, who looks much like Sid. Maybe they are long-lost relations and would be delighted to be reunited? Pass on the invitation and see if Sid would like to come on Saturday

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Sure. I'll PM you a pic of him, see if your spider knows him.

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2012, 6:40 PM BST

Just finished having a fish supper in front of the grey turbid seas of port talbot

And thanks to an absence of shops selling glue and carrier bags

Had the place to myself

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(tell me there was a pun there)

I had a huge spider for many years, we called him Boris, He lived behind the washing machine, sadly gone and strangely I miss him.

Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 7:12 PM BST

Sure. I'll PM you a pic of him, see if your spider knows him.

(tell me there was a pun there)

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that would have been

"I had a fish supper with Boo followed by spaghetti and sodomy"

but I was genuinely just appreciating the majesty of natures vast oceans and intemperate weather. And I saw a trawler do a 3 point turn,

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2012, 7:33 PM BST

that would have been

"I had a fish supper with Boo followed by spaghetti and sodomy"

but I was genuinely just appreciating the majesty of natures vast oceans and intemperate weather. And I saw a trawler do a 3 point turn,

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I thought 'place' was the pun, though I'd have written it as 'plaice'.
Still, yours is incredibly better.

ah yes very clever I bow my head to your superior wit

You floundered a bit there Sootyj, a bit of a red herring though, where is AlfredjKipper these days?...

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2012, 8:03 PM BST

ah yes very clever I bow my head to your superior wit

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Don't kid yourself, it was pot luck. I very rarely get/are able to make puns on words, it's a language thing.

well you win first plaice

I may be about to hit the big time. BCG newsletter and a FB friend request accepted by Graham Duff, all in the same week. This is it kids, can't get better than this!

who's graham duff?

Pah!

Who is he?

*grumbles*

https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/ideal/

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1113863/

*considers fireworks well and truly pissed on*

Or I'm just an idiot. Yep, that's it.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 2 2012, 8:25 PM BST

*considers fireworks well and truly pissed on*

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*reholsters penis*