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Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2012, 5:04 PM BST

And they DEFINITELY shouldn't wear leggins as trousers. Stuff of nightmares.

High five, sista.

:D Loved the music, a little tear from me.

Big women who wear tight short tops and tight pants 2 sizes too small, do they ever look at their arse in the ruddy mirror?? Yuck

Wimmins! I know this isn't the lovely wimmins thread, but let's not bitch about the elder/fatter/muntier wimmins please.
At least not on a public thread, someone set up a round-robin pm of bitchness or summat

Edit: Sorry, that made me sound like a right pompous twat. Apologies

;) True feel guilty about calling the fat slobs, in a bad mood, most unnecessary of me, knew I'd be caught out on the 1 indescretion in 3 yrs!

Hypo-bitch

most of those women dress that way because someone finds them, beautiful, sensuos and sexy.

The same person who wouldn't touch you for all the bribes in Barclays

I wouldn't want to be touched anyway.

Yes I am a bitch but not all the time. I'd dare you, AJGO, to not be a little sick in your mouth if you'd walked behind this woman today and seen the what could only be described as varicose veins. On her arsecheeks.

;)

Laughing out loud Gack Gack! Glad Sooty sets the standard here ! may we all be chubby and loved up.

nb there is someone very smelly on my train

mish mosh!

;) Please Sootyj do not be nasty about people who cannot afford to pay for their extortionate water bills!

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2012, 7:11 PM BST

Hypo-bitch

most of those women dress that way because someone finds them, beautiful, sensuos and sexy.

The same person who wouldn't touch you for all the bribes in Barclays

Why 'hypo' instead of 'hyper'? Or is that a sootyj typo for 'hippo' and you were inventing a new chubby superhero?

Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 7:18 PM BST

Yes I am a bitch but not all the time. I'd dare you, AJGO, to not be a little sick in your mouth if you'd walked behind this woman today and seen the what could only be described as varicose veins. On her arsecheeks.
;)

I'm not really in any position to be judging any other woman's body, but I do apologise for implying people were being bitchy when it was a very normal conversation that wasn't naming or showing any specific individual.

Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 7:33 PM BST

Why 'hypo' instead of 'hyper'? Or is that a sootyj typo for 'hippo' and you were inventing a new chubby superhero?

its a slant rhymed portmanteau of hypocrite and bitch

Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 7:33 PM BST

Why 'hypo' instead of 'hyper'? Or is that a sootyj typo for 'hippo' and you were inventing a new chubby superhero?

its a slant rhymed portmanteau of hypocrite and bitch

Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 7:33 PM BST

I'm not really in any position to be judging any other woman's body, but I do apologise for implying people were being bitchy when it was a very normal conversation that wasn't naming or showing any specific individual.

wimp

Sooty is quite feisty on Mondays.

Quote: AJGO @ July 2 2012, 7:33 PM BST

I'm not really in any position to be judging any other woman's body, but I do apologise for implying people were being bitchy when it was a very normal conversation that wasn't naming or showing any specific individual.

I can't judge either (but I will because that shouldn't be allowed). Play your cards right on Sat and I'll show you mine - horrific.
BUT (I like big buts) I have a sense of decorum and won't go out in that sort of attire. No one should have to endure it.

Maybe that's why that guy went gay. :|

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2012, 7:36 PM BST

its a slant rhymed portmanteau of hypocrite and bitch

Ah. Invent Hippo Bitch anyway?

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2012, 7:36 PM BST

wimp

Meow! I wrote what I thought but on reflection realised that I don't think these wimmin are bitches so what I wrote was harsh in its implication but true in its content of my reaction. That's the pesky thing about women being allowed opinions, I'm entitled to be oversensitive and others are entitled to express their views on bodies and how people dress.

Edit: Unless you meant in a scientific way, in which case that's really rather good, although incredibly bitchy!

Quote: zooo @ July 2 2012, 7:40 PM BST

Sooty is quite feisty on Mondays.

Its just like someone said time ladies please in the lovely wimmins thread

And theyre staggering about reaking of blossom hill and looking for a fight

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