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Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 5:35 PM BST

Sid's the resident spider.

Ah, now that explains him running in your garage and hiding.

Quote: DaButt @ July 2 2012, 12:34 PM BST

:D

I'd rather not remember any of this once it's over.

I know. I don't think cold turkey will be involved, but cold pizza is a definite possibility.

In other news the Texas seige draws in to its 3rd week

Chief ranger Walker Norris said both individuals were heavily armed with 3000 bullets, 200 gallons of premiun beer and the damned neighbours keep bringing more food round

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 5:42 PM BST

Ah, now that explains him running in your garage and hiding.

It does, doesn't it? I didn't feel the need to explain about Sid since I'd already mentioned him and whoever read it would know.
I'm really just letting stuff out of my head, it's a bonus if people read it.

Keep up.
;)

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2012, 5:43 PM BST

In other news the Texas seige draws in to its 3rd week

I do hope DaButt's friend is actually someone he knows and not just a random stranger that he targeted over the Internet.

'Get in the car, we're going to Texas'

'But, I don't even know you...'

*cocks gun*

'Let's go'

Only joking DaButt, hope it all works out well.

Am I the only one reading about my garden and my garage and sniggering?

Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 5:47 PM BST

Keep up.
;)

It's difficult when you are out all weekend having a good time. I must stay in more often and read about spiders that live in your house.

:P

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 2 2012, 5:49 PM BST

It's difficult when you are out all weekend having a good time. I must stay in more often and read about spiders that live in your house.

:P

Noted.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ July 2 2012, 5:51 PM BST

No.. nor your 'back road'.

Her downstairs is quite damp and bug infested too.

It's like a rainforest downstairs.

Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 5:56 PM BST

It's like a rainforest downstairs.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ July 2 2012, 5:59 PM BST

Brazilian rainforest?

That would be revealing.

Stings written an intermidable album about it?

Quote: Booo @ July 2 2012, 5:24 PM BST

Successfully managed to catch Sid from his home in the downstairs loo and took him all the way down my back road. He ran much of the way back and went in my garage.

No pics to spare zooo.

He can come and live in my kitchen cupboard with the other spider, who looks much like Sid. Maybe they are long-lost relations and would be delighted to be reunited? Pass on the invitation and see if Sid would like to come on Saturday

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2012, 6:25 PM BST

Stings written an intermidable album about it?

:D

Just finished having a fish supper in front of the grey turbid seas of port talbot

And thanks to an absence of shops selling glue and carrier bags

Had the place to myself

;) Wish I was there.

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