Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 25, 2008, 10:18 PMFunny, I've never seen THAT kind of behaviour in Witherspoons.
Pity that's not a restaurant.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 25, 2008, 10:23 PMYou can tell exactly how glamorous I am when the classiest place I can think of is Witherspoons!
Pity, in fact, it's not a real place at all.
Perhaps you mean J D Wetherspoon plc, more widely known as Wetherspoons? 
Trust you to spoil the illusion.
I always thought it was witherspoons! Oh god! No matter how much you dye your hair, you are still blonde!
That reminds me of that old joke, which for some reason I always liked
PERSON 1
I hear that American actress Reese wotsit killed herself!
PERSON 2
What Witherspoon.
PERSON 1
No with a gun.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 25, 2008, 10:29 PMI always thought it was witherspoons! Oh god!
Afraid not! That's Reese!
Quote: Rob B @ January 25, 2008, 10:32 PMThat reminds me of that old joke, which for some reason I always liked
PERSON 1
I hear that American actress Reese wotsit killed herself!PERSON 2
What Witherspoon.PERSON 1
No with a gun.
It's older than that, when i first heard it, it was Tim Witherspoon the boxer.
How old are you Ray? Is it three figures?
No, that's Chapman.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 25, 2008, 10:40 PMHow old are you Ray? Is it three figures?
Nah, Chapman Withertoothpick or Withercocktailstick.
Lorraine Bracco off the Sopranos. I'm not that ashamed though.