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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 1 2012, 10:54 PM BST

I've worn out a few girls undies in my time. Smarmy

I think I preferred you when you were all anti foreigns.
And don't forget you own a sand-coloured jacket so fashion expert you ain't.

Quote: Booo @ July 1 2012, 11:00 PM BST

And don't forget you own a sand-coloured jacket so fashion expert you ain't.

:O

Bloody foreign birds and their polka dots. Of course, now that you have dissed my sartorial elegance, I will scrutinise your outfit on the 7th and it better be stonking spectacular.

;)

Quote: sootyj @ July 1 2012, 11:00 PM BST

snd a weird head banging sign ritual

Haha, I'd forgotten about that!
Must try harder not to be cockney mum in public :D

I am so looking forward to this.
:)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 1 2012, 10:15 PM BST

You are totally blowing my street cred Shanders. ;)

Well I didn't really want to mention the drink spiking and illicit use of essential oils but... Smarmy

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 1 2012, 11:19 PM BST

Well I didn't really want to mention the drink spiking and illicit use of essential oils but... Smarmy

Laughing out loud

Those were essential oils.

RCs spiking technique is quite unique.

An extra big ice cube, then when you choke on it. Dry humping you whilst doing the Heimlich maneuver.

Laughing out loud I thought I noticed a worn patch on my dress this morning.

Quote: sootyj @ July 1 2012, 11:22 PM BST

RCs spiking technique is quite unique.

An extra big ice cube, then when you choke on it. Dry humping you whilst doing the Heimlich maneuver.

You liked it then?
I'm bringing my gay powers, wink wink.

Quote: sootyj @ July 1 2012, 11:22 PM BST

Dry humping you whilst doing the Heimlich maneuver.

That's really unfair, you were the only one who was dry.

I did enjoy the sight of sootyj smoking a cigar, he looked like a Vegas mobster.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 1 2012, 11:23 PM BST

Laughing out loud I thought I noticed a worn patch on my dress this morning.

and I thought I saw you spiking your own drink!

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 1 2012, 11:23 PM BST

Laughing out loud I thought I noticed a worn patch on my dress this morning.

:D

Quote: sootyj @ July 1 2012, 11:24 PM BST

and I thought I saw you spiking your own drink!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 1 2012, 11:24 PM BST

That's really unfair, you were the only one who was dry.

I did enjoy the sight of sootyj smoking a cigar, he looked like a Vegas mobster.

Dry humping I believe is defined as a sexual assault whilst quoting Oscar Wilde.

Quote: sootyj @ July 1 2012, 11:26 PM BST

Dry humping I believe is defined as a sexual assault

Nice. You've just ruined my daily Tube journey. Way to go, you PC killjoy. :(

Quote: AJGO @ July 1 2012, 11:06 PM BST

Haha, I'd forgotten about that!
Must try harder not to be cockney mum in public :D

Another highlight of the evening :)

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