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Heh. It was inside a little plastic pot of mandarin segments. Which exploded at me when I opened it. :(
Bad swears may have been uttered.

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2012, 1:06 PM BST

Flipping heck.
I have also just spilled mandarin juice all over it. It's not my t-shirt's greatest day.
It may be coming off.

Spilling mandarin juice on it is a legitimate reason! And don;t edit the word mandarin down Sootyj!!!!

yeh her neighbours a member of the Chinese beuracratic class from the middle kingdom period

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2012, 12:34 PM BST

My t-shirt is on inside out. :(

zooo, this century's Kris Kross.

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2012, 1:06 PM BST

Flipping heck.
I have also just spilled mandarin juice all over it. It's not my t-shirt's greatest day.
It may be coming off.

Just put it on the right way and nobody will see!

And mandarin juice is good for the chest

Can't be bothered to read back through all today's posts, but as far as I can gather, DaButt has adopted a 53 year old man, rwayne has again failed to fall Marc P's seductive charms, and zooo has entered a wet tee-shirt competition. Am I about up to speed now?

No, I think he fell in the end :)

Will Cam is off to a school fair that he gets dragged to every year :(

This fair was small and pants and the promised ticket for tonight's MMJ will not materialise.

Sadface.

Quote: AJGO @ July 1 2012, 12:31 PM BST

Make sure he doesn't have access to guns please

He'll probably have a pistol with his possessions, but I'll take it away if I feel it necessary. I doubt I'll have to.

Quote: Booo @ July 1 2012, 1:55 PM BST

This fair was small and pants and the promised ticket for tonight's MMJ will not materialise.

Too bad, they put on a great show.

Quote: DaButt @ July 1 2012, 2:20 PM BST

He'll probably have a pistol with his possessions, but I'll take it away if I feel it necessary. I doubt I'll have to.

Too bad, they put on a great show.

:( Friends that put themselves getting a legover first, eh? I wish she hadn't said anything in the first place.

Good luck DaButt, you're a good friend.

Quote: Booo @ July 1 2012, 2:31 PM BST

Good luck DaButt, you're a good friend.

Thanks. I'm having a 7 a.m. beer (how ironic) at an airport bar and the very attractive woman next to me smells like a Bandaid.

Is she plastered too?

Quote: lofthouse @ July 1 2012, 3:08 PM BST

Is she plastered too?

Laughing out loud

Quote: lofthouse @ July 1 2012, 3:08 PM BST

Is she plastered too?

:D

Quote: Tursiops @ July 1 2012, 1:27 PM BST

Can't be bothered to read back through all today's posts, but as far as I can gather, DaButt has adopted a 53 year old man, rwayne has again failed to fall Marc P's seductive charms, and zooo has entered a wet tee-shirt competition. Am I about up to speed now?

It's a pretty decent summary. :)

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