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Quote: rwayne @ July 1 2012, 12:39 PM BST

Did you mean rwayne?

Are you referring to the big Rs?

Quote: lofthouse @ July 1 2012, 12:41 PM BST

I put my boxers on the wrong way round the other day

Went to the toilet at work and I spent about three minutes ferreting around in my trousers looking for my penis before I realised what was going on

On the plus side though it makes having a poo a lot easier

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: rwayne @ July 1 2012, 12:38 PM BST

I was questioning the intention of the post. I shouldn't have to keep saying this and it's very naughty of you (and whoever it was before) to use the word contempt.
I have no contempt for people I don't know just the things I see written.

Oh rwayne. It really reads like you hate being here and resent the existence of everyone who posts. I presume the intention of DaButt's post was to share something that's important to him, that could prompt interesting conversation, that he may well want or need encouraging or even discouraging responses to because it's rather a hefty responsibility. Even if he did post entirely to be showered with praise, which I rather feel he didn't, it is okay to occasionally desire or request a bit of support or validation from your mates.
I shall join Marc on the naughty step.

Quote: Marc P @ July 1 2012, 12:43 PM BST

Are you referring to the big Rs?

I see what you did there. 'big Rs'... it sounds like big arse, that's what makes it funny, right?

Quote: David Bussell @ July 1 2012, 12:07 PM BST

I know what will put this debate to bed...

...EVERYBODY STOP ARGUING, THIS GOD'S GAY!!!

How long has thwe church banned you for this time?

Quote: rwayne @ July 1 2012, 12:50 PM BST

I see what you did there. 'big Rs'... it sounds like big arse, that's what makes it funny, right?

You are learning young padawan.

Quote: rwayne @ July 1 2012, 12:04 PM BST

You're right... but, luckily, I don't need the validation. As I have no value.

Wish I could argue

Quote: sootyj @ July 1 2012, 12:53 PM BST

Wish I could argue

Changed your mind then? To be honest it's not your best.

Quote: Marc P @ July 1 2012, 12:52 PM BST

You are learning young padawan.

Sorry Marc, but I have no idea what 'padawan' means.

Quote: Marc P @ July 1 2012, 11:52 AM BST

Well I am glad I have brightened your day Rwayne, you sounded like you needed a bit of fruiting up. :)

I'm calling for Matron and a bucket of very cfold water

Quote: rwayne @ July 1 2012, 12:56 PM BST

Changed your mind then? To be honest it's not your best.

Sorry Marc, but I have no idea what 'padawan' means.

That's ok rwayne it is a popular cultural reference.

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Quote: rwayne @ July 1 2012, 12:56 PM BST

Sorry Marc, but I have no idea what 'padawan' means.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=padawan

Here to help.

Quote: Marc P @ July 1 2012, 12:41 PM BST

That means you have to keep it that way now, bad luck to change it unless you take it off for a genuine reason. I.e. not just to change it! True fact! :)

Flipping heck.
I have also just spilled mandarin juice all over it. It's not my t-shirt's greatest day.
It may be coming off.

phwoooooor

Thank you Lazzard...

... and Marc you little scamp. You and your 'references'

*Ruffles Marc's hair*

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2012, 1:06 PM BST

...mandarin juice...

There's posh.

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