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Quote: Booo @ July 1 2012, 12:15 PM BST

Here rwayne, just for you as I too think you need cheering up:
Wave Console :) Hug

I can flirt with you, if you want. Let me know. xxx

Then you, too, are wrong. Though, by your own admission, you are a terrible judge of men.

Thanks for the offer of the flirting though but I think there are people on here that need that much more than me!

Quote: rwayne @ July 1 2012, 12:18 PM BST

Then you, too, are wrong. Though, by your own admission, you are a terrible judge of men.

Thanks for the offer of the flirting though but I think there are people on here that need that much more than me!

Being terrible at judging men does not stop me from seeing you need someone to talk to.

Let's revert to PMs, I won't flirt or use emoticons, promise.

Quote: Booo @ July 1 2012, 12:25 PM BST

Being terrible at judging men does not stop me from seeing you need someone to talk to.

Let's revert to PMs, I won't flirt or use emoticons, promise.

Then you need to 'look' at things more closely? what you 'think' you see and what's, actually, there aren't always the same thing!

Quote: DaButt @ July 1 2012, 4:31 AM BST

I woke up this morning thinking that it would be an uneventful day, but 7 hours from now I'll be on a flight to Los Angeles. A dear friend is bottoming out after encountering a perfect storm of unemployment, marital problems and excessive drinking, so I'm flying out there, seeing my kids and grandson for an hour or two and then driving him and his car 1400 miles back to my house. It feels a little like adopting a 53-year-old child, but I know that he would be dead or in jail 2 months from now if left to his old devices. Hopefully I can get him to turn things around.

Eek. Good on yer, and good luck.
Make sure he doesn't have access to guns please

Quote: rwayne @ July 1 2012, 10:59 AM BST

WOW!... what a great bloke you are. Altruistic, generous, compassionate, heroic...and so on. Is that the kind of thing you were after?

Oh rwayne. Were you trying to be pleasantly teasing? Are we the subject of an in-depth study that you're working on in which you deconstruct interactions from a postmodernist perspective? Do you genuinely get pleasure from spending time amongst people you hold in contempt? So many questions...

My t-shirt is on inside out. :(

Quote: rwayne @ July 1 2012, 12:28 PM BST

Then you need to 'look' at things more closely? what you 'think' you see and what's, actually, there aren't always the same thing!

Have a look closely at this sentence Rwayne. Could do better. See me after class.

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2012, 12:34 PM BST

My t-shirt is on inside out. :(

No sad face zooo! You are the harbinger of a new fashion. I shall also wear my t-shirt inside out. Exciting!

Quote: AJGO @ July 1 2012, 12:31 PM BST

Eek. Good on yer, and good luck.
Make sure he doesn't have access to guns please

Oh rwayne. Were you trying to be pleasantly teasing? Are we the subject of an in-depth study that you're working on in which you deconstruct interactions from a postmodernist perspective? Do you genuinely get pleasure from spending time amongst people you hold in contempt? So many questions...

I was questioning the intention of the post. I shouldn't have to keep saying this and it's very naughty of you (and whoever it was before) to use the word contempt.
I have no contempt for people I don't know just the things I see written.

Quote: Marc P @ July 1 2012, 12:35 PM BST

Have a look closely at this sentence Rwayne. Could do better. See me after class.

I had trouble with it too but put it down to my awful foreignness.
Should trust my instincts more.

Quote: Marc P @ July 1 2012, 12:35 PM BST

Have a look closely at this sentence Rwayne. Could do better. See me after class.

Did you mean rwayne?

Quote: AJGO @ July 1 2012, 12:37 PM BST

No sad face zooo! You are the harbinger of a new fashion. I shall also wear my t-shirt inside out. Exciting!

:D
*high five*

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2012, 12:34 PM BST

My t-shirt is on inside out. :(

That's considered good luck in some places!... Or is it an early sign of dementia? I can never remember.

Let's go with the former!

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2012, 12:34 PM BST

My t-shirt is on inside out. :(

That means you have to keep it that way now, bad luck to change it unless you take it off for a genuine reason. I.e. not just to change it! True fact! :)

I put my boxers on the wrong way round the other day

Went to the toilet at work and I spent about three minutes ferreting around in my trousers looking for my penis before I realised what was going on

On the plus side though it makes having a poo a lot easier

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