Quote: zooo @ June 30 2012, 9:43 PM BSTMy library used to have a big fat tabby cat. It should be a requirement for every home, railway station, library, factory, rest home, hospice, corner shop . . . . . .
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Hehe, quite right. As long as it only has to meet nice people.
Next doors cat is a right porky fooker
Must weigh about six stone - I think it's learnt how to use a tin opener
Creeps up on my cat when it's asleep and lands it one across the head!!
fat arsehole
Quote: lofthouse @ June 30 2012, 11:38 PM BSTNext doors cat is a right porky fooker
Must weigh about six stone - I think it's learnt how to use a tin opener
Creeps up on my cat when it's asleep and lands it one across the head!!
I'd trade your cat in for a tougher cat.
Huh?
Sucker punched whilst it asleep?
Hardly a fair fight!
That said, my cat is scared of her own shadow
Maybe cats should have protective forcefields while asleep.
From off of that there Facebook...
You definitely stole that off me. Admittedly I stole it offov George Takei, but that's hardly the point.
Bloody delightful though.
I totally did. 
I bloody knew it! You strumpet!
Wedding venue last night even had their very own cat pile.
Bet that was the best thing about it!
The Shetland pony was a close second.
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