The Simpsons episode where Homer is at the post office trying to get a nasty letter back that he sent to Mr. Burns.
HOMER (funny voice): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
POSTAL CLERK: OK, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
HOMER: I don't know.
Hilarious!
Quote: Leevil @ January 25, 2008, 9:43 PMThey did a live version with the voice actors, if that's what you mean?
No, i mean a full theatre production, latex suits, the lot, or if you like a play.
I think its from one of the treehouse of horror episodes, the world is coming to an end and Homer is trying to get on one of the rocket ships flying important people to safety.
(SOMETHING LIKE)
HOMER-hello, Im the piano genius from the move 'Shine'.
MAN- Name?
HOMER-Uhm . . . Shiney Mcshine shine?
Love that one!
Quote: dingo @ January 25, 2008, 9:43 PMThe Simpsons episode where Homer is at the post office trying to get a nasty letter back that he sent to Mr. Burns.
HOMER (funny voice): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
POSTAL CLERK: OK, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
HOMER: I don't know.
Hilarious!
Yes that is brilliant.
PS Welcome to the BSG 
Someone change the title of this thread to "fave simpsons quotes"
Another one I love:
Homer: "There's your giraffe, little girl."
Ralph Wiggum: "I'm a boy."
Homer: "That's the spirit. Never give up."
Smithers: Sir, some people see you as some sort of ogre.
Mr. Burns: Why I ought to club them and eat their bones.
Ok, heres some Partridge then:
PARTRIDGE: Heres what one idiot did-in America!
or
PARTRIDGE: Ive pierced my foot on a spike . . !
or
PARTRIDGE: Its hotter than the sun!
or
PARTRIDGE: Can you stop saying you threw your monkey into the sea?
MICHAEL: It had eaten all me fags man!
Been mentioned before in another thread, but the Thin Blue Line:
Grim: My arse is on the line and I don't want a cock-up.
The Simpsons has so many witty, delicious, one liners. One of my favourites is,
Mr Burns telling Homer he is, a bloated museum of treachery.
The League of Gentlemen.
Geoff telling Barbara he could have her prosecuted under the Trades Description Act.
Cheers, thanks for the welcome. Since this is the British Sitcom Guide, I should offer a fav line from a Britcom.
BERNARD BLACK: What did you tell her? She thinks I'm the Renaissance.
Also:
DEAN LEARNER: Are we understood?
GARTH MARENGHI: As crystal.
Oh yeah and this:
JEZ: Free choco...mmm, tasty.
SUPER HANS: The secret ingredient's crime.
I'm still laughing about a line I saw on Scrubs a few days ago...
JD
(THINKING) Is this girl into me? Tell her a rubbish joke, see if she laughs.
(OUTLOUD) Why didn't skeleton go to the party?
GIRL
I don't know
JD
Because he had no body to go with!
GIRL LAUGHS.
JD
(THINKING) Oh, that isn't a fair test, that joke is hilarious!
Brilliant! Love it!
Quote: charisma @ January 27, 2008, 1:18 AMI'm still laughing about a line I saw on Scrubs a few days ago...
JD
(THINKING) Is this girl into me? Tell her a rubbish joke, see if she laughs.
(OUTLOUD) Why didn't skeleton go to the party?GIRL
I don't knowJD
Because he had no body to go with!GIRL LAUGHS.
JD
(THINKING) Oh, that isn't a fair test, that joke is hilarious!Brilliant! Love it!
I've not seen that but that's right up my street that is!
my fave joke from Scrubs was mentioned here some time ago.
Carla: Don't you have a problem with his last name?
Jordan: Cox? No, I love Cox.
Todd: Best conversation ever.
I admit, I didn't see that coming.
There's one where Elliot is pissed of with him and set's up a Ihatecox.com, which was just visited by a load of angry lesbians.