Its living on borrowed time
There's about five different cats around here and one of them will get it making all that bloody racket
It's ear piercing!!!
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Go Killer Cats!
Yay
Poor birdies. 
Don't get me wrong, I hate their piercing noise too and am known for ranting and shouting at them, but it's Nature doing its thing.
You cruel, cruel, people.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 30 2012, 11:30 AM BSTGo Killer Cats!
Yay
Aren't we experiencing a shortage of song birds in the UK thanks to murderous felines? I suppose if there are 10 million cats in Britain, and they each kill one bird a year on average, then that's 10 million fewer birds (my maths skills are amazing).
That's not very environmentally friendly now, is it? If only it was humans killing the birds rather then cats, then people would get upset and do something about it.
Quote: Booo @ June 29 2012, 5:00 PM BSTI think I turned a guy gay.
That's how it works you know. A couple of bad dates with a horrible woman and they start craving the cock. It's a scientific factoid and everything.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 30 2012, 11:43 AM BSTThat's how it works you know. A couple of bad dates with a horrible woman and they start craving the cock. It's a scientific factoid and everything.
Mental note to remember to poison you next week if you're coming. And a couple of kicks. How tall are you? Might be able to reach high enough to do some damage. *not violent at all*
The depressing thing is all you have to do is put a bell on your cats collar to warn the little tweeters.
Thats it.
But people don't.
We have so many songbirds in our garden. It is one of the best bits about living here!
Quote: Booo @ June 30 2012, 11:46 AM BSTHow tall are you?
6' 2", so wear heels if you're planning on hitting me. Oh and if possible, can you not turn me gay with your witch powers please? 
Speaking of cats, what should I do with this (supposedly stray) one that turns up every night for some food?
It has no collar, there are no signs of it not being fed, the skin and fur are in great condition. I don't think it sleeps rough. I've asked around here and no one seems to know of it missing, nor do the vets or the pet shops.
The Child wants it and even the dog likes it (had a sniff of the cat's arse and wagged her tail).
Shall I keep it for good?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 30 2012, 11:49 AM BST6' 2", so wear heels if you're planning on hitting me. Oh and if possible, can you not turn me gay with your witch powers please?
Quote: Booo @ June 30 2012, 11:50 AM BSTSpeaking of cats, what should I do with this (supposedly stray) one that turns up every night?
It has no collar, there are no signs of it not being fed, the skin and fur are in great condition.
Mittens?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 30 2012, 11:49 AM BST6' 2", so wear heels if you're planning on hitting me. Oh and if possible, can you not turn me gay with your witch powers please?
I'll aim for the shins. And as far as I know we're not dating so you're safe.
Quote: Booo @ June 30 2012, 11:50 AM BSTShall I keep it for good?
There's no such thing as a 'stray' cat. The greedy little whores go from house to house getting free dinners, pretending to be stray. Sure, you can take it in and pretend that it is now your cat, but don't be surprised if it turns up at your neighbour's house doing it's deceptive homeless act.
Dirty theiving scum, they should be sent back to the jungle or wherever the hell they're from.
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 30 2012, 11:52 AM BSTMittens?
Quote: Booo @ June 30 2012, 11:54 AM BSTAnd as far as I know we're not dating
You obviously haven't seen my shrine and extensive night vision footage.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 30 2012, 11:55 AM BSTThere's no such thing as a 'stray' cat. The greedy little whores go from house to house getting free dinners, pretending to be stray. Sure, you can take it in and pretend that it is now your cat, but don't be surprised if it turns up at your neighbour's house doing it's deceptive homeless act.
Dirty theiving scum, they should be sent back to the jungle or wherever the hell they're from.
You're awful.
He's lovely, runs in to greet us, likes a good tummy scratch and purrs while you do it.
*sees a pattern emerging* I am naive, aren't I?