I can see where this is heading.
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Quote: sootyj @ June 29 2012, 11:40 AM BSTYeh you know that was the give away
You know me out of work ninja chic
I thought it was 'desirable emu'. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 29 2012, 12:51 PM BSTNo, PE is the way to go. If you take a chav bird, she'll be impressed that you sit down and someone brings you the food, if you take a Northern bird, she'll just be happy that you're paying for the meal and not hitting her.
I can't imagine why you haven't been snapped up.
Rather enjoying the Olympic single from Muse, very Queen. Terrible lyrics, but that's not what it's about. Better than asking Jessie J or Tiny Tempah to do one, thank lord.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 29 2012, 4:07 PM BSTRather enjoying the Olympic single from Muse, very Queen. Terrible lyrics, but that's not what it's about. Better than asking Jessie J or Tiny Tempah to do one, thank lord.
Haven't heard it but the thing that annoys me about them is the Queen-like rock operas they come out with. I loved them early on though.
My child, bless her, has got just the right range to sing along with his falsetto. Very annoying.
'Dizzee Rascal' is releasing one, too.
As is Elton John.
I think I turned a guy gay. 
It was someone I went out with for about 3 weeks and all was going fine until he broke up with me, the usual "it's not you, it's me" routine (only he was dead nice about it and sincere).
I didn't worry too much about it, I hadn't thought it could go anywhere although I was happy in his company and he was a fun guy. I did worry, however, that it was my fault and was racking my brains about it - I even posted about it on some other forum, took the piss out of myself and let others come up with possibilities. Someone said he was gay and I almost cured him. That someone is a c**t, by the way.
Anyway, back on topic. We remained friends, though, and occasionally bump into each other when out. Today I found out he is seeing another bloke.
And now I wonder if I was that bad that I turned him!
On our second date I got so drunk through not a lot of food and bit too much that I threw up at his feet. He was a gent though, brought me home, made me a cuppa and then went home - maybe this was the start of it.
I should come with a warning.
Lol, you can't turn someone gay. He's just finally realised/come out by the sounds of it.
Quote: zooo @ June 29 2012, 5:05 PM BSTLol, you can't turn someone gay. He's just finally realised/come out by the sounds of it.
Don't try to make me feel better, I know when I've been a bad girl and this is my pennance. *low self-esteem and a masochist to boot 
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Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 29 2012, 5:18 PM BST*appropriate emoticon*
I do that too.
Any ornathologists?
There's a small bird in the tree in my garden and it's been driving me mental for hours
It's so bloody loud chirping away at a thousand decibels
It looks like a large blue tit- but it's pale orange instead of blue
I'm being honest and don't call me Finch!
No I think it's a chaffinch
I think it's a bit mongy in the head
You can walk right up to it and it just sits there sqwaking like a loon
Not arsed!
has this chaffinch got any feathers?
has it got 4 wheels?
in which case it might be a car alarm.
try offering it some seed or fat balls?