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Quote: sootyj @ June 29 2012, 9:55 AM BST

Sootyj is sophisticated. He only takes ladies to a vegan, indian, pop up boutique restaurant in the city centre.

Followed by some alfresco cocktails in London's glittering West End.

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That is a horribly good likeness

Quote: sootyj @ June 29 2012, 11:33 AM BST

That is a horribly good likeness

Sandals? With a bomber jacket? You are breaking all the fashion rules, you zeitgeisty stud muffin.

Yeh you know that was the give away

You know me out of work ninja chic

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 29 2012, 12:52 AM BST

Yeah, but they have dough balls with garlic butter...dough balls!

You had me at dough balls.

Apart from I'm hoping you're kidding about that being your first date location. That speaks volumes, and not in a good way! I do want to defend the quality of pizza at Pizza express though- they make my third favourite flat round doughy thing.

My best mate and her fiance had their first date at Nandos. However much they protest, it's the naffest thing ever. Might as well have gone to Burger Hut King.

Quote: Booo @ June 28 2012, 11:38 PM BST

What's the most in age gap you're prepared to go with a potential partner?

Love is all that's important.

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And cash, of course.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 29 2012, 12:32 PM BST

Apart from I'm hoping you're kidding about that being your first date location. That speaks volumes, and not in a good way!

Man, what is wrong with you chicks? Do you really expect me to take you to the finest restaurant in town just so you can spend all my money shovelling food and drink into your faceholes, and then at the end of the date, give me a kiss on the cheek and say 'wow, you're a really great friend, we should do this again sometime'?

Bah! You will eat my dough balls and like it you dinner whores! Jeez, you are such a materialistic bunch of spoiled babies.

This rant brought to you by Desperation, the new cologne by Monsieur Renegade Carpark.

;) :P

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 29 2012, 12:42 PM BST

Man, what is wrong with you chicks? Do you really expect me to take you to the finest restaurant in town just so you can spend all my money shovelling food and drink into your faceholes, and then at the end of the date, give me a kiss on the cheek and say 'wow, you're a really great friend, we should do this again sometime'?

Bah! You will eat my dough balls and like it you dinner whores! Jeez, you are such a materialistic bunch of spoiled babies.

This rant brought to you by Desperation, the new cologne by Monsieur Renegade Carpark.

;) :P

Lots of money? Absolutely not. A little bit of imagination wouldn't go amiss though! There are a billion little Italian restaurants in every town, couldn't you go there instead? My first date with Dan I had to plan because we were on my territory, so we went to my favourite restaurant, which is called Santanas. It's luckily a 5 minute walk from my old house, but it's a realy sweet (and cheap) italian restraunt. Good authentic meals, pretty surroundings, and they don't take Clubcard vouchers. Pizza Express is where you take someone once the romance is gone. Pizza Hut is where you take someone when you've got horrible children and want to end your lives.

Don't get me wrong, I do like Pizza Express (especially their handy orange wednesdays vouchers).

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 29 2012, 12:49 PM BST

There are a billion little Italian restaurants in every town

You don't live in London, even the tiny little restaurants charge a fortune for a bit of pasta.

No, PE is the way to go. If you take a chav bird, she'll be impressed that you sit down and someone brings you the food, if you take a Northern bird, she'll just be happy that you're paying for the meal and not hitting her.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 29 2012, 12:42 PM BST

Man, what is wrong with you chicks? Do you really expect me to take you to the finest restaurant in town just so you can spend all my money shovelling food and drink into your faceholes, and then at the end of the date, give me a kiss on the cheek and say 'wow, you're a really great friend, we should do this again sometime'?

Bah! You will eat my dough balls and like it you dinner whores! Jeez, you are such a materialistic bunch of spoiled babies.

This rant brought to you by Desperation, the new cologne by Monsieur Renegade Carpark.

;) :P

:D

I once had a guy take me to Ikea on a first date to sit in the coffee shop, and he paid for the coffee with f**king vouchers. He then offered me a telescope at the end of the date as I was into astronomy, but for that I would have to meet him again...no hidden agenda. I was tempted for about a minute.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 29 2012, 1:18 PM BST

He then offered me a telescope at the end of the date

Are you sure that's what it was?

:D

Check out my cock its stellar

You wouldn't want Patrick Moore at the business end, though, would you?

Quote: sootyj @ June 29 2012, 1:59 PM BST

Check out my cock its stellar

:D

Least he didn't offer to show me any black holes.

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