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Quote: Oldrocker @ June 25 2012, 9:18 PM BST

Blah blah blah...And if you young whippersnappers could keep it in your pants for more than ten minutes... blah blah blah

Congratulations Oldrocker,

That particular post has won you tonight's Jeremy Kyle award. The Viagra is in the post.

Top Ten Letters:

1: A
2: B
3: C
4: D
5: E
6: French
7: A
8: A
9: Dear John
10: Second class

Quote: Elliott Gill @ June 25 2012, 11:54 PM BST

That particular post has won you tonight's Jeremy Kyle award.

If only you knew . . . .

My Top Ten Favourite BCGers:

1: Will Cam
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Top 10 lists of things I'm disinterested in

1 Top 10 lists.

Top ten of my worst jobs.

1 Collecting Pig Swill from the local schools
2 working in the Mill
3 working at Chicken Factory
4 Working at concrete fencing Company
5 working at Brick works
6 Working in the other mill
7 working at Carpet Factory.
8 working at Polythene Bag Works
9 working in the Foundry.
10 working at the Dye works

All before I was 20.

Did all the schools have pigs?

Or have I misunderstood what pig swill is...

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2012, 12:17 AM BST

Did all the schools have pigs?

Or have I misunderstood what pig swill is...

We didn't have pigs. But we had a tennis court. Take allsorts I suppose.

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2012, 12:17 AM BST

Did all the schools have pigs?

Or have I misunderstood what pig swill is...

Ii was Pig Swill in its rawest form, the left over Custard, Cabbage,Semolina,Jam Roly Poly and all the other delights of the school dinner. We took it away and refined it, by boiling it all up together, hey presto, a meal fit for Pigs.

Quote: walt @ June 29 2012, 12:08 AM BST

Top ten of my worst jobs.

The worst job I ever had was with Jayne Mansfield... but that's another story!

Quote: walt @ June 29 2012, 12:40 AM BST

Ii was Pig Swill in its rawest form, the left over Custard, Cabbage,Semolina,Jam Roly Poly and all the other delights of the school dinner. We took it away and refined it, by boiling it all up together, hey presto, a meal fit for Pigs.

Ooh, blimey.

Jam roly poly.... Lovey

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