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I need a pacemaker!

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 27 2012, 10:03 PM BST

Console

Thank you :)

I'm not singing anymore. :(

Quote: billwill @ June 27 2012, 4:53 PM BST

SootyJ, Sometimes I suspect that you are an Alien from outer-space.

Is billwill another David Icke conspiracy theorist?

Personally, I can't get enough of 'Our Will Cam' by sootyj, they always make me laugh out loud or Lolzcakes for you Internetz typez.

Interesting thing is I can literally only write them in response to will

Its a parasitic relationship

Quote: sootyj @ June 27 2012, 5:00 PM BST

and how pray tell to human beings think?

Hah, so you are trying to find out our secrets, that 'proves' you are a Sootyian from Arcturus.

Cool

Actually I'm from the infinity crater of Mars

so technically I'm a Marshole

Now your just talking out of Uranus

Lofthouse be not proud

I'm not

It's just the way my trousers are rucked up at the front

Fitted a water butt. Doubt we'll ever need it if this weather continues.

Quote: Nogget @ June 28 2012, 11:56 AM BST

Fitted a water butt. Doubt we'll ever need it if this weather continues.

Dumb question of the day- what is a water butt?

Saving rain water in

Quote: reds @ June 28 2012, 12:05 PM BST

Dumb question of the day- what is a water butt?

Originallya wooden barrel at the bottom of a drain/down pipe to catch/conserve rain water - now made of plastic
A butt plug is something different.

However, it would take one enormous butt to deal with the flash floods we've just had round here (W.Midland) - a blokes car was washed off the Hereford Road!!!

Quote: Lazzard @ June 28 2012, 12:10 PM BST

Originallya wooden barrel at the bottom of a drain/down pipe to catch/conserve rain water - now made of plastic
A butt plug is something different.

However, it would take one enormous butt to deal with the flash floods we've just had round here (W.Midland) - a blokes car was washed off the Hereford Road!!!

Ahhh! we call them water tanks.

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