BIN LADEN: Bush! So we meet at last.
BUSH: Well howdy there fella, say don't i know you from somewhere? Now don't tell me, it's err...i'm sure i have a video of you at home, were you in friends?
Add the punch-line. Page 14
BUSH
Where's yer bin?
Bush: Highest piss mark gets to do what he wants, Bin Laden.
Bush : How's your election campaign going? I hope you beat that Clinton woman.
Bush: The towels are supposed to stay in the rollers, not on your head!
LADEN: Glory Hole?
BUSH: Okay!
Bush: Have you heard that joke about us?
Laden: No.
Bin laden: You're George, but you're no Michael.
It was tight (no pun intended) and I thought it was a hard one (no pun intended) to do if I had to enter it (N.P.I) for myself but I pass the mantle to David Chapman.
We're waiting for you Dave.
Thanks Slags - and Ray. Are you mental?
Right then ....
Ater Vera died Jack Duckworth thought there was only one thing he should do.................
Vera died?!! Did David Platt kill her?
Anyway,
After Vera died, Jack Duckworth thought there was only one thing he should do,
Bury her in his pigeon shit.
This feels like Whose Line Is It Anyway?
JACK: Vera! Vera! stay with me! Helps on it's way. By the way? Did you pick up the corn for the pigeons?
Ater Vera died Jack Duckworth thought there was only one thing he should do was to string her up outside for the pigeons to peck out.
Ater Vera died Jack Duckworth thought there was only one thing he should do.
Arrange her funeral.