Following on from the scandal over 50 Shades of Grey.
What is the most awful, cold shower, terrible porn in the world?
Well it's more likely an excuse for some weak ass puns.
Sootyj as ever first
Penthouse bore 'em
Red hot sexy blondes discuss the new liberal manifesto
Barrack o'Bummer
Like Irish, like bum sex, like sexy US prezs love this film
Chuck Norris in get felta force
Worlds hardest martial artist fruited up by scout masters
Sluttyj
Comedian delivers a hilarious stand up routine while being roughly gangbanged by random members of the audience
Prostitutes help Kerb-crawlers with their Highway code Theory Tests.
The sex-factor
Simon Cowell has intercourse with a succession of young girls before ordering them from his bed in floods of tears screaming "you were crap" at them
Susan Boyle's Hairy Minge!
(sorry what are we talking about again?)
Debbie Meaden Does Dallas.
'Let me tell you where I am..........on all fours with JR riding me like Sea Biscuit'
Hahaha
Quote: Will Cam @ June 27 2012, 8:12 PM BSTDebbie Does Dellas.
She wouldn't approve you know.
George Osporn
Evil politician threatens to stop the benefit payments of desperate unemployed women unless they submit to his revolting sadomasochistic desires
Quote: Will Cam @ June 27 2012, 8:12 PM BSTDebbie Meaden Does Dallas.
'Let me tell you where I am..........on all fours with JR riding me like Sea Biscuit'
Booyah squared
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 27 2012, 8:10 PM BSTSusan Boyle's Hairy Minge!
(sorry what are we talking about again?)
Terry Wogans most humiliating interview
River Cottaging tonight Hugh trys free range cock on Hampstead Heath
Lmfao
Very Blue Peter
This week Valerie singletons preparing a clown pie
Christine Walkden's Lady Garden -
Join delectable One Show gardening expert Christine as she beds down some giant marrows in her damp furrow.
Typical dialogue:
'Jesus! When you said you were Christine from The One Show, I thought you were that Northern Irish bird sucking off Frank Lampard. Not only do you look like a bloke, you look like a creepy driving instructor paedophile bloke.'
Ray Mears wilderness dogging
Ray visits remote villages in the heart of the Amazon jungle copping off with the local native slags
The only way is arse-sex
Spoilt Essex girls indulge in weekly sessions of rampant bum fun
Or maybe they're just pretending to
Nobodys sure
Bulemic Babes -
These girls gag until they puke - then they suck some cock.
Analrexics -
These girls like it up the bum - well they need somewhere to hide the food they've pretended to eat from the nurse. They're ribbed for your pleasure.
Sex Maniac Depressives -
These chicks are bipolar, swing both ways and love to go up and down.