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Can you record the song and post it Nat?? 
Which one? I've got like seven of them now.
The best one
Quote: Marc P @ June 27 2012, 11:59 AM BSTThe best one
Now that's a contentious issue in itself.
In reality I have them all recorded, but the most up to date versions are really terrible. I'll do them again today and throw the link over.
Lol. Ok not the best one then, just the funniest one
Quote: sootyj @ June 27 2012, 11:42 AM BSTOUR WILL CAM IS IN THE BATH IN HIS PARLOUR
HIS NOSE POKING ABOVE THE BATH WATER
MRS WILL CAM IS DOING THE LAUNDERY WITH AN OLD FASHIONED SCRUBBING BOARD AND MANGLE.
OUR WILL CAM
I think I'm depressed. I'm feeling, flat, spread out and deflated.MRS OUR WILL CAM
Yeh yeh ya great moaning ninny, it's your own bloody fault.OUR WILL CAM
Ee ya great unsympathetic lump of dripping. I don't know why I married thee, I could have had Fat Agnes from the chippy. We'd've both got free saveloys and no mistaking.MRS OUR WILL CAM
Well I wish you had. Yon useless toss pot.OUR WILL CAM
Well I can't help feeling flat. I usually have no emotional needs, must be manstrating or summat.MRS OUR WILL CAM
Your feeling flat cos you tried to snatch bloody Olympic Torch off our Peter Kay, archbishop and king of all Northerners. When he were driving that steam roller through Accrington town centre.OUR WILL CAM
I just wanted to light my tab, them matches are expensive.MRS OUR WILL CAM PULLS A COMPLETELY SQUASHED FLAT OUR WILL CAM OUT OF THE BATH AND RUNS HIM THROUGH T'MANGLE
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Why the bleeding hell did you have to take our beloved whippet with you on yon fools errand?MRS OUR WILL CAM PEGS OUR WILL CAM ON A WASHING LINE INFRONT OF THE FIRE, NEXT TO AN EQUALLY SQUASHED FLAT SOOTYJ
SOOTYJ
WoofALAN BENNET WALKS IN THE DOOR WITH 30 MINCING, BUT BURLY NORTHERN HOMOSEXUALISTS
ALAN BENNET
ooh what a lovely parlour! Can me and my homosexual book group read Women in Love and wrestle naked in front of your fire? We'll give you 10 guineas.MRS OUR WILL CAM UNPEGS OUR WILL CAM FROM THE WASHING LINE AND LAYS HIM DOWN IN FRONT OF THE FIRE
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Aye and I've got a lovely clean rug for thou unGodly shenanigans.
7 minutes from my original post!
Cheers Sootyj, Will Cam is now cheered up
Do you ever worry I may just be a malfunctioning porn bot....
Quote: Marc P @ June 27 2012, 12:04 PM BSTLol. Ok not the best one then, just the funniest one
Also very debatable. So here's a quick recording of my most recent one.
Enjoy, destroy, whatever.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/o3a79vv8me66clg/modern%20love%20song.mp3
Quote: Will Cam @ June 27 2012, 12:12 PM BST
Cheers Sootyj, Will Cam is now cheered up
nb I must confess to the puncline being borrowed from the classic Viz strip Gary Busell the bear.
Quote: sootyj @ June 27 2012, 12:19 PM BSTnb I must confess to the puncline being borrowed from the classic Viz strip Gary Busell the bear.
Quote: sootyj @ June 27 2012, 12:18 PM BSTDo you ever worry I may just be a malfunctioning porn men's bottom fluffer ....
As long as it pays the rent!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 27 2012, 12:18 PM BSTAlso very debatable. So here's a quick recording of my most recent one.
Enjoy, destroy, whatever.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/o3a79vv8me66clg/modern%20love%20song.mp3
I think your singing voice is excellent. Other then that, I will keep my opinions to myself on the success of melding comedy and music as they are purely subjective.
Hey, that was better feedback than I was expecting to get from you, so I'll chalk it down as a win.
Very good Nat. And very disturbing lol.
Quote: Marc P @ June 27 2012, 1:18 PM BSTAnd very disturbing lol.
That's generally my theme.