Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 26 2012, 10:35 PM BSTY'all need to save your encouragement for Friday
Sorry, hope you are rubbish all week except Friday. Woo. Go whatever. /0\
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 26 2012, 10:50 PM BSTSorry, hope you are rubbish all week except Friday. Woo. Go whatever. /0\
Nat, what you need to do is build up on the positive thoughts day by day. Trust me, though I'm not a hippie.
Argh, I didn't mean to sound all ungrateful, and I definitely don't want to dissuade people from telling me how awesome I am. Just be sure to ramp it up on Friday, I'm sure I will be a big tray of mental cakes by then. Ta, minions.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 26 2012, 11:14 PM BSTI definitely don't want to dissuade people from telling me how awesome I am.
Pah, just do what I do, look at yourself in the mirror and let the voices in your head take over. They always tell me how brilliant I am and how I've been chosen by God to carry out his vengeance.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 26 2012, 11:33 PM BSTPah, just do what I do, look at yourself in the mirror and let the voices in your head take over. They always tell me how brilliant I am and how I've been chosen by God to carry out his vengeance.
Why is God's vengance manifested in you being arrested for gross indecency in the Lidl soft fruit aisle?
Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2012, 11:34 PM BSTWhy is God's vengance manifested in you being arrested for gross indecency in the Lidl soft fruit aisle?
Mysterious ways non-believer, mysterious ways. Who are you to question the orders of God?
*adds sootyj to the list of sinners*
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 26 2012, 11:33 PM BSTPah, just do what I do, look at yourself in the mirror and let the voices in your head take over. They always tell me how brilliant I am and how I've been chosen by God to carry out his vengeance.
Oh no I can't do that- when I listen to the voices, people get hurt.
Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2012, 11:34 PM BSTWhy is God's vengance manifested in you being arrested for gross indecency in the Lidl soft fruit aisle?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 26 2012, 11:35 PM BSTMysterious ways non-believer, mysterious ways. Who are you to question the orders of God?
*adds sootyj to the list of sinners*
Sootyj goes on the run knowing God's perverted justice needs to be carried out on; Patisserie Valerie and Damart's underwear department first.
I like a good comedy song, good luck Nat.
Will Cam is feeling very flat at the moment. Cheer me up you bastards.
Quote: Will Cam @ June 27 2012, 11:22 AM BSTWill Cam is feeling very flat at the moment. Cheer me up you bastards.
Well, the cap ain't helping.
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ June 27 2012, 11:17 AM BSTI like a good comedy song, good luck Nat.
Thankyeah. Lets hope the audience/juges do too.
Quote: Lazzard @ June 27 2012, 11:24 AM BSTWell, the cap ain't helping.
Quote: Will Cam @ June 27 2012, 11:22 AM BSTWill Cam is feeling very flat at the moment. Cheer me up you bastards.
OUR WILL CAM IS IN THE BATH IN HIS PARLOUR
HIS NOSE POKING ABOVE THE BATH WATER
MRS WILL CAM IS DOING THE LAUNDERY WITH AN OLD FASHIONED SCRUBBING BOARD AND MANGLE.
OUR WILL CAM
I think I'm depressed. I'm feeling, flat, spread out and deflated.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Yeh yeh ya great moaning ninny, it's your own bloody fault.
OUR WILL CAM
Ee ya great unsympathetic lump of dripping. I don't know why I married thee, I could have had Fat Agnes from the chippy. We'd've both got free saveloys and no mistaking.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Well I wish you had. Yon useless toss pot.
OUR WILL CAM
Well I can't help feeling flat. I usually have no emotional needs, must be manstrating or summat.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Your feeling flat cos you tried to snatch bloody Olympic Torch off our Peter Kay, archbishop and king of all Northerners. When he were driving that steam roller through Accrington town centre.
OUR WILL CAM
I just wanted to light my tab, them matches are expensive.
MRS OUR WILL CAM PULLS A COMPLETELY SQUASHED FLAT OUR WILL CAM OUT OF THE BATH AND RUNS HIM THROUGH T'MANGLE
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Why the bleeding hell did you have to take our beloved whippet with you on yon fools errand?
MRS OUR WILL CAM PEGS OUR WILL CAM ON A WASHING LINE INFRONT OF THE FIRE, NEXT TO AN EQUALLY SQUASHED FLAT SOOTYJ
SOOTYJ
Woof
ALAN BENNET WALKS IN THE DOOR WITH 30 MINCING, BUT BURLY NORTHERN HOMOSEXUALISTS
ALAN BENNET
ooh what a lovely parlour! Can me and my homosexual book group read Women in Love and wrestle naked in front of your fire? We'll give you 10 guineas.
MRS OUR WILL CAM UNPEGS OUR WILL CAM FROM THE WASHING LINE AND LAYS HIM DOWN IN FRONT OF THE FIRE
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Aye and I've got a lovely clean rug for thou unGodly shenanigans.