Dear nice white english types promoting fundamentalist islam
Sorry aint working
Im convinced your white slaves bought by the prince of saudi and when not promoting your faith
Are sodomised by arab royalty nightly
And double on Ramadam
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Quote: dellas @ June 25 2012, 4:10 PM BST
Da Butt I have been listening to Clive James on the radio= think He is brilliant, He mentioned Australia as wonderful (of course) but also said 'folk from remote and huge areas are very interesting-like TEXAS!'... perhaps I'm underestimating the phenominan of Dabutt?
I've only lived here for 6 years but I hope I spend the rest of my days in Texas.
Australia and the United States have a lot in common (former colonies, huge nations with a whole lot of nothing in the middle, etc.) and I think Australians and Americans are also very similar and tend to get along well.
Why are grey hairs so wiry and pube-like. 
Because youre standing on your head and looking in the mirror
Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2012, 5:54 PM BSTBecause youre standing on your head and looking in the mirror
Booyah.
(and if you are doing this, remember to put the parting in the middle)
Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2012, 5:54 PM BSTBecause youre standing on your head and looking in the mirror
I don't have eyes on my legs or low mirrors. I'm not a midget.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 26 2012, 5:58 PM BSTBooyah.
(and if you are doing this, remember to put the parting in the middle)
How rude.
There is no parting.
Anyway I'm attacking them again, the bastards. Going for a black red, see how they like it (for another month). C**ths.
Quote: Booo @ June 26 2012, 6:05 PM BSTAnyway I'm attacking them again, the bastards. Going for a black red, see how they like it (for another month). C**ths.
Ah, you're dying your hair black red, took me a few seconds to work out what you were talking about.
Yes, wipe those C**ths out.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 26 2012, 6:15 PM BSTAh, you're dying your hair black red, took me a few seconds to work out what you were talking about.
Yes, wipe those C**ths out.
Did sootyj dirty it up for you, making it difficult to understand which hair I was referring to? He's a dirty bugger, that one.
Quote: Booo @ June 26 2012, 6:20 PM BSTHe's a dirty bugger, that one.
He is utter filth - unlike me. 
Utter filth is best. Even if he does go on and on about that book. *carries on talking about sooters as if he's not around. he may be around but he never responds so it feels as if he isn't. unfollows sootyj*
Anyway, I'm thinking of making a cross-stitch badge allusive to BCG for this drinks malarkey. I'm not really au fait with this place yet, what could I do that's not obvious (not BCG, forex). Yes, cross-stitch, so what?
Eh I always respond
Hitchikes into metaphorical wilderness like the misunderstood David Banner he is
Quote: Oldrocker @ June 16 2012, 5:21 PM BST111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
But there is nothing weird about this whatsoever. This is the inevitable consequence of where you came in.
RIP Nora Ephron. Only 71.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jun/27/nora-ephron-dies?newsfeed=true
I didn't like all of her stuff, but she has written some great scripts over the years.
Three of my favourite films were written by her. Very sad. 
(I actually thought she was about 50.)