Zara Philips has just written a mucky book.
50 shades of neigh.
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F**k off Rihana you slutty talent vacume I wanna watch Family Guy
Oh it's 50, I wasn't paying attention.
I''l edit my previous post
Quote: AJGO @ June 24 2012, 4:48 PM BSTWhy did you tell the man to go f**k himself?
Long story but he deserved it I think 
Quote: zooo @ June 24 2012, 5:26 PM BSTI'm betting he asked him to sign a book, and then held out one by Mark Billingham.
Quote: dellas @ June 24 2012, 10:20 PM BST
Nah!... Get stewed; books are a load of crap.
Quote: sootyj @ June 24 2012, 7:13 PM BSTIt's outsold Harry Potter.
Why do I find that so depressing?
Because you hate to see female authors doing well you misogynist?
With all the other popular crap that chicks like - X Factor, Justin Beiber, Twilight, Heat Magazine, yoghurt - a dirty book seems the least offensive to me.
Maybe the Next Jack Delaney Novel could be a bit Chick Friendly
If you know what I mean.
Because I don't
Quote: zooo @ June 24 2012, 5:26 PM BSTI'm betting he asked him to sign a book, and then held out one by Mark Billingham.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 24 2012, 10:41 PM BSTThey've written a book about the rankings given to the Irish Keeper at the Euro's.
It's called Fifty Grades of Shay.
But for this joke to work I would like you to list all fifty grades of Shay please
My flight is currently delayed 2 hours. The plane diverted to Amarillo for gas due to severe thunderstorms approaching Denver. Current arrival in San Antonio is 1:20. They say there's a chance that we could leave early if they can get a plane, so no food or bar excursions. 
Piss off if you don't like my ideas; but they are empirical unlike your random judgements OK.
On the plane. Southwest says we'll be in San Antonio at 1:05. The bartender gave me a free beer so I'm happy.
Quote: dellas @ June 25 2012, 3:22 AM BST
I'm guessing you're reffering to me.
Might I suggest you learn how to use the quote function. As amusingly you seem to be enraged by DaButt getting a free beer at the airport (way to go DaButt).
And I can't work out which of my recent postings you are currently misinterpreting.
Quote: sootyj @ June 25 2012, 8:48 AM BSTI'm guessing you're reffering to me.
Might I suggest you learn how to use the quote function. As amusingly you seem to be enraged by DaButt getting a free beer at the airport (way to go DaButt).
And I can't work out which of my recent postings you are currently misinterpreting.
I think she is referring to the old Rwaynster Sootyj and his ironical comment.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 24 2012, 11:38 PM BSTWith all the other popular crap that chicks like - X Factor, Justin Beiber, Twilight, Heat Magazine, yoghurt .
You forgot cupcakes and butterflies.
Quote: Marc P @ June 25 2012, 9:01 AM BSTI think she is referring to the old Rwaynster Sootyj and his ironical comment.
Seethat's what happens with the quote function....