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RCP did offer to donate his organ at the last drinks but I don't think he was being entirely altruistic.

Quote: Marc P @ June 23 2012, 12:17 PM BST

RCP did offer to donate his organ at the last drinks but I don't think he was being entirely altruistic.

What can I say, I'm a giver.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 23 2012, 12:15 PM BST

Um, absolutely. Whistling nnocently

:| Huh? Errr Teary Sick :(

Quote: Booo @ June 23 2012, 12:19 PM BST

:| Huh? Errr Teary Sick :(

Yes, those are usually the faces they make. And don't expect me to cuddle afterwards either.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 23 2012, 12:17 PM BST

Been in the hairdresser's what?

Why does it take chicks 3 hours to get a bloomin' haircut? I'm in and out of the barbers in 15 minutes. This like sex all over again.

Trust me I really don't want to be here this long, I wish I could be done in 15 minutes, but mother nature has cursed me with premature greying so it has to be done.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 23 2012, 12:23 PM BST

Yes, those are usually the faces they make. And don't expect me to cuddle afterwards either.

Now that's something I'm familiar with.

Quote: AngieBaby @ June 23 2012, 12:25 PM BST

but mother nature has cursed me with premature greying so it has to be done.

I totally understand Angie, there are serums and dyes and diabolical machines involved to make lady hair all nice and that kind of process takes time.

How many issues of Heat Magazine have you read so far?

Quote: Booo @ June 23 2012, 12:26 PM BST

Now that's something I'm familiar with.

The molestation or the lack of a cuddle afterwards? Man, you chicks want it all.

;)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 23 2012, 12:31 PM BST

I totally understand Angie, there are serums and dyes and diabolical machines involved to make lady hair all nice and that kind of process takes time.

How many issues of Heat Magazine have you read so far?

The molestation or the lack of a cuddle afterwards? Man, you chicks want it all.

;)

Both, I pay good money!!

Quote: Booo @ June 23 2012, 12:34 PM BST

Both, I pay good money!!

Laughing out loud

Feeling nervous, y'all.

Stupid human brain making us have doubts about ourselves.

:(

Quote: TopBanana @ June 23 2012, 12:38 PM BST

Feeling nervous, y'all.

Stupid human brain making us have doubts about ourselves.

:(

Hey you, no need for that you lovely person.
Big hugs.

:)

'sup

Stupid brains.

What's the point of a brain? It can be so self-destructive.

:(

*hugs for TB's brain*

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