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Quote: AJGO @ June 22 2012, 10:21 PM BST

Dude, there is such a thing as keeping schtum! You're as complicit as me, you helped me carry it out and rehome that poor man

You told me it a mr frosty machine.

My apple slushies tasted of amonia and pain.

Quote: AJGO @ June 22 2012, 10:21 PM BST

Do it, do it, do it

I'll have to work myself up to it...I'm can be dead shy sometimes :$

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 22 2012, 10:33 PM BST

I'll have to work myself up to it...I'm can be dead shy sometimes :$

Don't worry Shabbers, AJGO is a BCG Whisperer, she'll approach you quietly and within minutes, you'll be eating sugar lumps from her hand.

Typical RCP bogarting all the LSD

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 22 2012, 10:39 PM BST

Don't worry Shabbers, AJGO is a BCG Whisperer, she'll approach you quietly and within minutes, you'll be eating sugar lumps from her hand.

Please don't get a weird boner at that point RC.

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 10:41 PM BST

Typical RCP bogarting all the LSD

:D

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 10:23 PM BST

You told me it a mr frosty machine.

My apple slushies tasted of amonia and pain.

I didn't expect you to drink it before I'd packed the feeding and urethral tubes with that lovely weird blue ice at the 7/11. That's right kids, I'm taking it back to the old skool

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 22 2012, 10:33 PM BST

I'll have to work myself up to it...I'm can be dead shy sometimes :$

Aw, Shandy! I have close friends who are still amazed that we're close friends cos I didn't say a word to them for months and months after meeting regularly. This has also been brought up in employment situations in a less affectionate way! I'll look after you

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 22 2012, 10:39 PM BST

Don't worry Shabbers, AJGO is a BCG Whisperer, she'll approach you quietly and within minutes, you'll be eating sugar lumps from her hand.

Aw, RC!
*Strokes RC's mane and hushes him soothingly, whilst retaining the authority that means that if he quotes this and puts another word in the place of 'mane' he'll get shot*

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 10:41 PM BST

Typical RCP bogarting all the LSD

We DO NOT talk about that evening, we're trying to get Shandonbelle to come to drinks

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 22 2012, 10:47 PM BST

Please don't get a weird boner at that point RC.

Laughing out loud

I promise that won't happen.

Promise is null and void if alcohol involved. Terms and conditions apply. Boners can go up as well as down.

Quote: AJGO @ June 22 2012, 10:47 PM BST

Aw, Shandy! I have close friends who are still amazed that we're close friends cos I didn't say a word to them for months and months after meeting regularly. This has also been brought up in employment situations in a less affectionate way! I'll look after you

Aw, thank you :)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 22 2012, 10:49 PM BST

Promise is null and void if alcohol involved. Terms and conditions apply. Boners can go up as well as down.

Laughing out loud

I was just amazed that BBC producer listened to his terrifying drug crazed ramblings. Listened and made it into PLEASE ADD NAME OF RECENT BBC COMEDY SHOW THAT PISSED YOU OFF

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 22 2012, 10:33 PM BST

I'll have to work myself up to it...I'm can be dead shy sometimes :$

Oi Cork there isn't a drink next week!

NB I was amazed to find out Sir Weird Boner.

Is actually RCP's monkey butler.

Oh yes there is Mr P!

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 22 2012, 10:55 PM BST

Oh yes there is Mr P!

It's not a picnic though?

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 10:55 PM BST

NB I was amazed to find out Sir Weird Boner.

Is actually RCP's monkey butler.

:D

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