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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 22 2012, 12:12 PM BST

Yes, I know and you can't talk about it. Hope the situation sorts itself out soon so we can once again see your smiling face and impressive cleavage.

Thank youuuuuuuuu! :D

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 22 2012, 6:21 PM BST

Ha! I signed in and someone sent me a photos of some people. I don't know who they are, though?

So.. "stooge".. am I supposed to do anything with them?

I don't know what these photos are or who they're of, but if they're from BCG drinks then it would be polite for you to not do anything with them, thanks.

I don't mind people who were there telling a password to a trusted mate, especially if they're likely to come to a drinks at some point, but 'doing anything' with those pics would be very poor form.

You'll just have to come to a meet-up soon Stylee, and then you can point and laugh at us all in person :)

Do people still 'point and laugh'?... not seen that for years.

I did, recently, see someone riding a bike while pushing another along at the side though (which I hadn't seen for years) so that was nice.

Quote: rwayne @ June 22 2012, 6:41 PM BST

Do people still 'point and laugh'?... not seen that for years.

I did, recently, see someone riding a bike while pushing another along at the side though (which I hadn't seen for years) so that was nice.

:D I was discussing ticket machines pre-oyster card the other day (I know, I am so rock'n'roll it's difficult to comprehend), I went all nostalgic.
I liked the one where they had all the destinations in tiny shortened writing on the buttons like shutters. I liked the possibility of pressing the wrong button and deciding to go there instead, the whole of the city listed before you, while you waggled your fingers and felt like a minor God dictating your fate.

Just me then?

Quote: AJGO @ June 22 2012, 6:36 PM BST

I don't know what these photos are or who they're of, but if they're from BCG drinks then it would be polite for you to not do anything with them, thanks.

AJGO. I wouldn't dare dream of ever doing such a thing. Nobody sent me anything. I'd be well-pissed off if anyone tried that. I haven't got any "stooge" and I wouldn't want one. And if anyone offered, it wouldn't be funny to me. It was an attempt at a feed.

I don't want anything from anybody, here nor anywhere else. I'm not looking for contact or anything. I don't want to know who people are and their personal details, and I'd be annoyed if anyone PMd me with that sort of stuff, any stuff. I don't like it.

I was looking for a gag response, I suppose, to see if anyone wanted to muck about. I didn't mean to creep anyone out and I apologise that I did so.

I can't think of a gag that would be funny to end on, because I can't think of any that won't point the finger at someone/something, and the mood that I am trying to convey would be altered. If you meant point the finger in a schadenfreude way, I absolutely loathe that sort of thing.

And no, there's no punchline.

So you don't want these nuddie pics of Dellas, then?

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 22 2012, 7:30 PM BST

AJGO. I wouldn't dare dream of ever doing such a thing. Nobody sent me anything. I'd be well-pissed off if anyone tried that. I haven't got any "stooge" and I wouldn't want one. And if anyone offered, it wouldn't be funny to me. It was an attempt at a feed.

I don't want anything from anybody, here nor anywhere else. I'm not looking for contact or anything. I don't want to know who people are and their personal details. I don't like it.

I was looking for a gag response, I suppose, to see if anyone wanted to muck about. I didn't mean to creep anyone out and I apologise that I did so.

I can't think of a gag that would be funny to end on, because I can't think of any that won't point the finger at someone/something, and the mood that I am trying to convey would be altered. If you meant point the finger in a schadenfreude way, I absolutely loathe that sort of thing.

And no, there's no punchline.

Thank you for clarifying Stylee- apologies for misinterpreting, I'm a little oversensitive about images ont internet!

I didn't mean to imply pointing in a schadenfreude way, just that it would be delightful for you to come and join in with us taking the piss out of each other in a pub one evening :)

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 22 2012, 7:35 PM BST

So you don't want these nuddie pics of Dellas, then?

She sent you those too? I thought I was special Teary

Quote: AJGO @ June 22 2012, 7:39 PM BST

She sent you those too? I thought I was special Teary

They were just ears. Relax. ;)

That was my collection of 2000 brown paper bags, I decided to photograph it and share it.

And frankly you can both go piss up a rope!

Quote: AJGO @ June 22 2012, 7:39 PM BST

join in with us taking the piss out of each other in a pub one evening :)

Oh Christ...is that what happens? And there was me nearly deciding to come along next week. Huh?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 22 2012, 8:20 PM BST

Oh Christ...is that what happens? And there was me nearly deciding to come along next week. Huh?

Yeh it is what happens.

AJGO's got this dialysis machine she swiped from Guys.

So not only do we take the piss, we refine it.

Ok, I'll get me coat ready.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 22 2012, 8:20 PM BST

And there was me nearly deciding to come along next week. Huh?

Here is what you probably imagine it to be -

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This is what it actually is -

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 22 2012, 8:55 PM BST

Here is what you probably imagine it to be -

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Ah, exactly how I imagined a Marc P Cockney kneesup.

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 8:23 PM BST

AJGO's got this dialysis machine she swiped from Guys.

Dude, there is such a thing as keeping schtum! You're as complicit as me, you helped me carry it out and rehome that poor man

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 22 2012, 9:31 PM BST

Ah, exactly how I imagined a Marc P Cockney kneesup.

:D That is definitely what Marc and I looked like before we met everyone else. We was well cultural.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 22 2012, 8:20 PM BST

And there was me nearly deciding to come along next week

Do it, do it, do it

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