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Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 22 2012, 8:42 PM BST

Nerd.

Undercover, covert, closet nerd to you Poindexter. ;)

Quote: Elliott Gill @ June 22 2012, 8:28 PM BST

Who remembers Knightmare? The ITV childrens show that was a blend of an RPG with green screen tech? ;o)

Yes it was awesome loved it back in the day

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Loved it. Knightmare that is.

Quote: Elliott Gill @ June 22 2012, 8:28 PM BST

Who remembers Knightmare?

Some poor 12 year old walking around with a bucket on their head, trying not to bump into a green screen as a failed amateur dramatasist comes out in a second hand witch costume and says: 'Answer this riddle about custard or I will throw you to the dragon?'

Nope, never saw it. Whistling nnocently

I know the fella with the Beard who used to present it, Hugo
I was friends with his wife Jackie.

That's my Claim to lame

Did he let you put the helmet on and stumble around his lounge whilst he shouted at you?

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 8:58 PM BST

Did he let you put the helmet on and stumble around his lounge whilst he shouted at you?

I have a weird boner.

Forward!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 22 2012, 8:30 PM BST

The single best citv show.

It's a toss up between that and Fun House. ;o) Oh, and I nearly forgot Spatz. ;o)

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 8:30 PM BST

That was awsome, did anyone ever win?

There were a couple of winners but few and far between. ;o)

A fair bit of Knightmare was filmed up the road from me. I never did get to meet Pickle though.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 22 2012, 7:28 PM BST

I reckon I'd be well good at dungeon mastering. Too much work to put into it though.

I know someone who used to be a professional madame of the dungeoning-type. She said it was too much work. Lots of ex army and government types who couldn't get off unless someone was massively dominating or manipulating them. She eventually thought she'd be doing the same job but safer and more acceptable if she studied psychology.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 22 2012, 8:05 PM BST

Bless you.

:D

After watching Pierrepoint I thought I'd make rather a good hangman.

Quote: AJGO @ June 22 2012, 10:28 PM BST

I know someone who used to be a professional madame of the dungeoning-type.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 22 2012, 8:59 PM BST

I have a weird boner.

Quote: AJGO @ June 22 2012, 10:28 PM BST

I know someone who used to be a professional madame of the dungeoning-type.

Is there any chance I can have her number?

The battery life on my iPod is a joke

Pitiful

Sick of charging the damn thing

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