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Question: How much do I want to see the German fans waving their Euros a la Loadsamoney at the Greek fans?

Answer: A lot.

"Big smiles and good musics."
Bless him.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 21 2012, 9:41 PM BST

Well done / damn those Portugalitarians.

The eternal Semi-finalists!

F**king phone.

Quote: Booo @ June 21 2012, 10:10 PM BST

F**king phone.

Why would you do that - or even admit it to the world?

Quote: Chappers @ June 21 2012, 10:13 PM BST

Why would you do that - or even admit it to the world?

It vibrates and I'm a show-off, of course.

Quote: Booo @ June 21 2012, 10:19 PM BST

It vibrates and I'm a show-off, of course.

That would be interesting. Voices from within.

Quote: Chappers @ June 21 2012, 10:28 PM BST

That would be interesting. Voices from within.

Muffled.

Quote: Booo @ June 21 2012, 10:19 PM BST

It vibrates and I'm a show-off, of course.

Phones 4 U-terus?

Quote: Booo @ June 21 2012, 9:59 PM BST

"Big smiles and good musics."
Bless him.

And big Adams Apple!

Portugaland will lose to Frenchia in the next round.

Quote: TopBanana @ June 21 2012, 10:45 PM BST

And big Adams Apple!

Portugaland will lose to Frenchia in the next round.

Mine was too before my op.
Listen you, stop that or else.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 21 2012, 10:43 PM BST

Phones 4 U-terus?

Very good.

Quote: Booo @ June 21 2012, 10:52 PM BST

Very good.

Thank you. It was either that or a crude joke about your homemade Apple pie. Luckily, my sense of taste and decorum won through.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 21 2012, 10:57 PM BST

Thank you. It was either that or a crude joke about your homemade Apple pie. Luckily, my sense of taste and decorum won through.

Is this about your mum again?

Quote: Booo @ June 21 2012, 11:02 PM BST

Is this about your mum again?

Don't diss my provider. ;)

Apple = smart phone, pie = lady bits. If you do stick a phone up your birth canal, then expect a poor reception.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 21 2012, 11:17 PM BST

Don't diss my provider. ;)

Apple = smart phone, pie = lady bits. If you do stick a phone up your birth canal, then expect a poor reception.

You don't need to explain it. I seem to recall the joke about her roasts (and more) so the Apple pie joke seemed to fit in perfectly.

I was diffusing the situation and putting the spot back on you.
/bloodyruinedjokehavingtoexplainit

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