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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 21 2012, 7:02 PM BST

Can't see Czech beating the Portugeezers tonight, that girly-man Ronaldo will slice through their dodgy defence.

Dude, the vibes! Don't forget where your pint is coming from

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 21 2012, 7:02 PM BST

Not lovely lager, it's best served chilled. When I was in Portugal, I got a bit addicted to Super Bock, it is yummy (and quite strong).

Can't see Czech beating the Portugeezers tonight, that girly-man Ronaldo will slice through their dodgy defence.

Bloody tourist, going there, taking all the girls, drinking all the Bock...

Ronaldo is a cock but I bet he'll do well.

Quote: AJGO @ June 21 2012, 7:07 PM BST

Dude, the vibes! Don't forget where your pint is coming from

Oh yeah, sorry, forgot. Errr

Quote: Booo @ June 21 2012, 7:07 PM BST

Ronaldo is a cock but I bet he'll do well.

Yeah, go Portugal.

*and once again, RC attempts to keep two women happy at the same time and fails miserably*

You don't need to keep me happy, silly. No strings. ;)

Quote: Booo @ June 21 2012, 7:12 PM BST

No strings. ;)

But plenty of ropes? 'ey? 'ey? You know what I'm talking about. Smarmy

*yes, even I'm embarrassed by my terrible flirting abilities*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 21 2012, 7:16 PM BST

But plenty of ropes? 'ey? 'ey? You know what I'm talking about. Smarmy

*yes, even I'm embarrassed by my terrible flirting abilities*

F**k, was that flirting? Sorry RC, I didn't realise. *gushes and blushes in all the right places*

Has RC taken over from Hugh Hefner?

At last, an excuse for wandering the streets in his dressing gown.

Quote: Booo @ June 21 2012, 7:22 PM BST

F**k, was that flirting? Sorry RC, I didn't realise. *gushes and blushes in all the right places*

:$

Did someone say football? Um, I wonder if Rosicky is playing tonight? I hope so, he is good.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 21 2012, 7:22 PM BST

At last, an excuse for wandering the streets in his dressing gown.

Laughing out loud

*and it's only to Costcutter and back*

The Portugalists look half decent.

Quote: TopBanana @ June 21 2012, 7:52 PM BST

The Portugalists look half decent.

Stop calling them that! :D

I wish they could pronounce Raul Meireles's name.

Go Czechicans!

Why do these coaches tell the substitutes what they want them to do with a thick file just as they're about to come on? Why don't they tell them before they're ready?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 21 2012, 7:02 PM BST

When I was in Portugal, I got a bit addicted to Super Bock, it is yummy (and quite strong).

OK - you've got a point. I enjoyed their ndark beer when I was there in May.

The Portugalers won.

Well done / damn those Portugalitarians.

Laughing out loud at silliness.

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