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Theo's pace on the break will settle it.

Erm - we won the group and that.
How can we keep this low expectation thing going that has served us so well thus far?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 19 2012, 9:42 PM BST

Erm - we won the group and that.
How can we keep this low expectation thing going that has served us so well thus far?

Play Downing :)

Quote: TopBanana @ June 19 2012, 6:52 PM BST

Ukraine 0-1 England

Calling all Tuumbles
Have we ever qualified from a group with as many points as that?

EDIT

Ok Euro 96

There's a man who watches MOTD highlights after the live ITV coverage!

They didn't tell me though, they just reminded me.
Or if they did I wasn't listening.

What about Steven Gerrard though?
Hasn't he done well?

Quote: lofthouse @ June 19 2012, 8:11 PM BST

Rooney misses a sitter from 4 yards

World class my anus

As we well know, Messi, Ronaldo and RVP have never missed sitters.

Italy 0-0 England

PENALTIES

http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/news/newsid=1829229.html

DeRossi says such nice things about English football that I almost feel guilty about wanting England to win.

Got the beers on ice and keeping everything crossed. I do mean everything.
Come on boyos!!! (I do realise that's not Portuguese but you wouldn't get it)

Quote: Booo @ June 21 2012, 5:19 PM BST

Got the beers on ice and keeping everything crossed. I do mean everything.
Come on boyos!!! (I do realise that's not Portuguese but you wouldn't get it)

Why put the beer on ice? You're supposed to drink it at room temperature.

Quote: Chappers @ June 21 2012, 6:59 PM BST

Why put the beer on ice? You're supposed to drink it at room temperature.

Not lovely lager, it's best served chilled. When I was in Portugal, I got a bit addicted to Super Bock, it is yummy (and quite strong).

Can't see Czech beating the Portugeezers tonight, that girly-man Ronaldo will slice through their dodgy defence.

It's actually Crabbies ginger beer and they're in the fridge. Thought 'beers on ice' was a cool scratch-balls-burp-fart blokeish kinda thing to say.
Sorry. :|

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