Here's one for everyone, fill in the blanks.
To whom It May Concern.
Please excuse ______ from work next week as he/she is very tired and has a good excuse.
Signed
Reds
Leave approval officer for the world.
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Quote: L.E. @ June 21 2012, 12:45 PM BSTYes please. I have a very good excuse as to being tired.
Quote: Lazzard @ June 21 2012, 2:01 PM BSTFloundering.
Been picking away at a story, trying to sort it out.
Now it feels like all I've got is a lot of disconnected bits.
Having slight crisis of faith re my ability to put it all back together again.
Have the whole story taking place in the mind of a schizophrenic.
Quote: Marc P @ June 21 2012, 8:14 AM BSTSpecial mention for use of bobby pins.
I really need to cut my hair, the use of bobby pins is getting ridiculous. I suspect they're only having to look at mining asteroids for ore because I've used up all the metal in the world keeping my hair back
Quote: reds @ June 21 2012, 2:04 PM BSTHere's one for everyone, fill in the blanks.
To whom It May Concern.
Please excuse ______ from work next week as he/she is very tired and has a good excuse.
Signed
Reds
Leave approval officer for the world.
Quote: AJGO @ June 21 2012, 12:32 AM BSTAfter a week of being aces with my short play performance/turfing slebs for casting/writing football satire and getting paid/being given money by producer for being aces/wearing such a great WW2 dress, AJGO has now been given compliments by BBC radio producer.
I am so aces. Not to worry though, I am still a ridiculous twat
Can we please ban posts in which people have success and good news? I'm really close to the edge as it is and if James Cotter gets a series, then it's gun in mouth time for me.
P.S. grudging congratulations AJ. Bah.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 21 2012, 3:50 PM BSTCan we please ban posts in which people have success and good news? I'm really close to the edge as it is and if James Cotter gets a series, then it's gun in mouth time for me.
P.S. grudging congratulations AJ. Bah.
Aw. You can borrow my dress
Quote: AJGO @ June 21 2012, 3:52 PM BSTAw. You can borrow my dress
*hmm, if I dress up like a World War 2 nurse, then ace Spitfire pilot Scott Parker might fall in love with me at last*
I'm finished packing for my trip and I don't leave for the airport for an hour -- I think that's a record.
I just realized that the flight to Denver stops in Houston, so I'll be flying 200 miles in the opposite direction to start off the trip. Stupid airlines.
Quote: DaButt @ June 21 2012, 3:56 PM BSTI'm finished packing for my trip and I don't leave for the airport for an hour -- I think that's a record.
No, "Leaving on a Jet Plane" was a record.
At the airport bar. Flight to Houston will be 90 minutes late and I'll miss my connection to Denver. I'm at the top of the standby list for a nonstop to Denver at 12:20. It'll arrive at 1:30 if I make it. My bags will definitely be on it.
Just back from fab hol' in Italy- Lake Garda, wonderful but too hot 38c hotter than Rihyad!!
Nice to hear good news folks x
Quote: dellas @ June 21 2012, 5:49 PM BST
dellas is back! Quick hide the porn mags!
How comes I didn't get any porn? 
Thanking you.
Glad you had a good holiday, dellas.