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Things that piss you off Page 994

Quote: AJGO @ June 16 2012, 12:59 PM BST

Bah. Yep.

I'm writing an episode that was going to be funny but because I'm in a bad mood I've turned it into a drama and killed everyone off

The producers will use that one to scare the actors into accepting lower wages.

Teary

Linkedin.

The c**t quotient is way too high for it to be any practical use.

Quote: Lazzard @ June 19 2012, 11:08 PM BST

Linkedin.

The c**t quotient is way too high for it to be any practical use.

Yeah, and I've got your password too.

I don't really get what the point of it is at all. Or Google+.
But then I suppose they're for more businessy types than me.

The constant taste of metal in my gob caused by antibiotics

Eww

Ew

EWwwwwww :(

All I know is the screenwriting ones are for people who aren't screenwriters.

(Linkedin, that is - sorry, skipped a post)

'right now'

'right now'

'right now'

'right now'

Stop it ! Stop it now ! FFS !

It's not Friday.

The last weekend was to long ago.

I like Wednesday because you're over the half way hump in the week and on the run up to the Weekend. Ironically I said to someone yesterday that Tuesday is the Thursday of the first half of the week, but they just stared blankly at me.

Quote: chipolata @ June 20 2012, 1:08 PM BST

I like Wednesday because you're over the half way hump in the week and on the run up to the Weekend. Ironically I said to someone yesterday that Tuesday is the Thursday of the first half of the week, but they just stared blankly at me.

Usually agree about Wednesday, just that I want to to be Friday NOW!

I understand what you mean about Tuesday. Maybe that's why I was more cheerful yesterday.

TTPYO - an advert that they constantly show on Sky Sports News. It involves a case of mistaken identity and a builder-type screaming "Steeeeeeeeeeeeve" down the phone.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ June 21 2012, 1:14 PM BST

Sky Sports News

:O

There's a news channel just devoted to sports? Isn't the three minute bit at the end of the normal news enough?

My roll won't defrost!

Quote: zooo @ June 21 2012, 1:20 PM BST

My roll won't defrost!

You and your code, zooo.

Quote: chipolata @ June 21 2012, 1:17 PM BST

:O

There's a news channel just devoted to sports? Isn't the three minute bit at the end of the normal news enough?

There used to be two, incredibly. The best thing about the channel is the presenters, they're all extremely proficient.

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