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I read the news today oh boy! Page 899

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 21 2012, 12:09 AM BST

Is this a joke?

It's a wraparound advertising BA. It's not the "real" front page.

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Now there's a meeting of giant intellects if ever there was one.

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 21 2012, 12:11 AM BST

'on a collision course with the LibDems' !

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Feck off.

Eh?

http://rt.com/usa/news/drug-bath-salt-zombie-321/

Looks like the Zombie Appocalypse might be sooner than expected.

And now for some cheery stuff I found on facebook featuring some very happy cats

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/pictures-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity

Maybe I'm super emotional today, but at least half of those made me cry.

Quote: sootyj @ June 21 2012, 12:13 PM BST

And now for some cheery stuff I found on facebook featuring some very happy cats

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/pictures-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity

Those types of collections of photos make me lose a little faith in humanity every time someone "shares" them.

DaButt, you seem very grumpy today!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 21 2012, 12:55 PM BST

Maybe I'm super emotional today, but at least half of those made me cry.

Which ones.

The protestor giving the general a cake made me smile.

That was just awsome.

I saw it the other day but from what I can remember I liked all the cat ones and the guy with the little girl giving her flowers/the other way around.

Quote: zooo @ June 21 2012, 1:00 PM BST

DaButt, you seem very grumpy today!

Nobodies shot a shoplifters face off yet.

You're a mean one, Mr. Butt,
You really bust a gut
You're as cuddly as BA Barraucs,
With a charmless republican zeel, Mr. Butt.
Who would not give Trayvon an appeal;!

You're a monster, Mr. Butt,
Who'd vote in an asshole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got an armoury in your asshole
No ones gonna touch you or your 3 and a half inch pole!

Quote: zooo @ June 21 2012, 1:00 PM BST

DaButt, you seem very grumpy today!

Nah, I'm in a great mood because I'm taking a couple of days off to fly to Denver for a concert. Twelve hours from now I'll be sitting at my favourite brewpub in the Mile High City surrounded by good friends and good beer.

I'm just not a fan of slapped together collections of photos with poor punctuation and dubious stories that are forwarded ad infinitum via e-mail and Facebook.

Quote: sootyj @ June 21 2012, 12:13 PM BST

And now for some cheery stuff I found on facebook featuring some very happy cats

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/pictures-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity

What's the big deal with the Muslims inviting their neighbours over for dinner? It's a very pleasant thing to offer, sure, but nothing more than that.

Quote: chipolata @ June 21 2012, 1:02 PM BST

Nobodies shot a shoplifters face off yet.

Always preferable to the other way around: http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/surveillance-video-washington-store-owners-killed-in-robbery/2012/06/20/gJQADKOErV_video.html
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