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This is promising.

My mind is blank I remember meeting some really lovely people, then being offered a nugget. After that nothing... except bursts of music and flashing lights, a beautiful and statuesque WWll nurse sternly handing me an eyebrow pencil demanding I draw seams on her legs then a semi naked man on a stage, wearing a leather posing pouch and gyrating his hips in an unpleasantly provocative manner saying 'smell my cheese!' quite aggressively!

So will definitely make it down again!

But what lovely cheese

Hi

Sorry to have ducked out early but turning out to be a long week in both my real and pretend jobs.

Quote: sootyj @ June 20 2012, 9:50 AM BST

Sorry to have ducked out early

No need to apologise matey, the pub emptied pretty quickly after you left.

Are you implying I farted?

Quote: sootyj @ June 20 2012, 10:26 AM BST

Are you implying I farted?

:D

No, merely implying that everyone had work today.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 20 2012, 12:45 AM BST

(I bet Sepp will now insist on goal line technology when it's not in England's favour)

Sepp has just announced that goal line technology is a necessity.

Look if I'm not going to have a wank at my desk before falling asleep in the toilet in the afternoon.

Who will?

They'll have to get an agency worker in. Or a volunteer, which I believe refers to a member of the UVF.

A terrorist masturbating in my office? What is this country coming to?!

Was marvelous seeing everyone, cheers for a great night guys.

And it was eyeliner ;)

Ahah!

Pic? Pics? PICS!!!??

Jacket?

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 20 2012, 4:36 PM BST

Jacket?

Request seconded.

No pics. Again, you don't get to see the jacket unless you turn up in person. Marc P was very complimentary about it and AJGO even wore it when it got a little chilly, such was it's immense khaki style power.

When we have the meet on 7/7, I'll be in two minds - jacket on or jacket off. If it's warm, then I'll have to go for jacket off. In fact, jacket off seems to be all I do in the summer.

Khaki? Thought it was sandy.

Quote: Marc P @ June 20 2012, 7:40 AM BST

My mind is blank I remember meeting some really lovely people, then being offered a nugget. After that nothing... except bursts of music and flashing lights, a beautiful and statuesque WWll nurse sternly handing me an eyebrow pencil demanding I draw seams on her legs then a semi naked man on a stage, wearing a leather posing pouch and gyrating his hips in an unpleasantly provocative manner saying 'smell my cheese!' quite aggressively!

So will definitely make it down again!

Laughing out loud

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