Abbreviation

Hi

I needs help, I need an abbreviation for the word SLAG or SLAGS to do with safe sex. Or something similar to this.

Cheeky to ask I know but my mind doesn't seem to be functioning.

Quote: PurpleRonnie @ June 20 2012, 3:13 PM BST

Hi

I needs help, I need an abbreviation for the word SLAG or SLAGS to do with safe sex. Or something similar to this.

Cheeky to ask I know but my mind doesn't seem to be functioning.

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Sheathe Lubricate And Glide

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Quote: David Bussell @ June 20 2012, 3:21 PM BST

Sheathe Lubricate And Glide

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That's very good

I've used a little poetic license:

Hatching A Vagina Entrance? Always Wait After Necking. Kissing Is Natural, Safe,
Tremendously Enjoyable And Disease-free.

Quote: PurpleRonnie @ June 20 2012, 3:32 PM BST

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My lawyer will be in touch with yours to hash out my fee, percentage points etc.

Quote: David Bussell @ June 20 2012, 3:21 PM BST

Sheathe Lubricate And Glide

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You're so community-minded. I would go for 'So... Lice and Gonorrhoea'

Hi, how about,
Sexually Loose And Genitally Safe

Quote: Neillg @ June 21 2012, 1:27 AM BST

Hi, how about,
Sexually Loose And Genitally Safe

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Nice.

Syphilis Looms And Gonads Suspicious?

Loving all these send all solicitors letters to Jimmy Carr, North London

Stop Licking A Goat's Scrotum.

That's definitely safe.

Shoot Latex And Go Safe

Safe:Liike A Grinning Syrian

Sexual Liasons Are Guaranteed Safe

I always thought SLAG meant sucks like a goddess but perhaps I was mistaken.

Aren't these acronyms rather than abbreviations?