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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 19 2012, 1:08 PM BST

some nerd sat on the chair, not answering questions and slowly wetting themselves.

I'd watch it.

Today I got asked if I did burlesque. I was a bit :O.

Quote: Booo @ June 19 2012, 6:52 PM BST

Today I got asked if I did burlesque. I was a bit :O.

You have my undivided attention. Go on?

Quote: Elliott Gill @ June 19 2012, 7:03 PM BST

You have my undivided attention. Go on?

I was at work. Unimpressed

I think that has to be seen as a compliment.

Quote: zooo @ June 19 2012, 7:17 PM BST

I think that has to be seen as a compliment.

I dunno, he's a bit sleazy generally so I laughed and muttered wanker under my breath.

Quote: Booo @ June 19 2012, 7:20 PM BST

I dunno, he's a bit sleazy generally so I laughed and muttered wanker under my breath.

Oh maybe not then. Ask him if he does requests, and when he says yes, request that he f**ks off. ;)

Classy! :)

Quote: zooo @ June 19 2012, 7:36 PM BST

Oh maybe not then. Ask him if he does requests, and when he says yes, request that he f**ks off. ;)

Laughing out loud

Today my day was made by a man wanting to dress up as Poirot for a party.

:D

Quote: Lazzard @ June 19 2012, 1:59 PM BST

I'd watch it.

You used to be an Ad Man. Involved in Harvey Nicks latest campaign? ;)

Quote: zooo @ June 19 2012, 7:36 PM BST

Oh maybe not then. Ask him if he does requests, and when he says yes, request that he f**ks off. ;)

I don't know Zooo, you can ask this if he is a DJ or a singer or something. Otherwise what might you be asking that it is he does on a request basis??

:D

It's lively here today.

Billwill is in the Coronet pub, but as all his bell ringing friends have gone home early, he won't be here much longer.

Sootyj is currently doing the double I got paid dance.

Hopefully it'll be a treble by the morning.

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