Chip's ankle hurts. What with this and his slightly tender finger tip life is well night intolerable at the moment.
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Quote: zooo @ June 18 2012, 11:43 AM BSTIt's my Monday now, bitch.
You can keep it.
And Chip, try to remember that you're mummy's little soldier.
It's not every week Graham Linehan and Peter Serafinowicz throw praise your way; chuffed. Yes, this status report is horrendously smug. I'm a twat.
Hehe. Dear Diary...
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 18 2012, 7:16 PM BSTIt's not every week Graham Linehan and Peter Serafinowicz throw praise your way; chuffed. Yes, this status report is horrendously smug. I'm a twat.
i didn't realise we were playing
Serious good stuff though mate.
To drop my own, I'm work with a guy who directed this show:
on the Newmans, we are adding 100% more lightening (not really 73%)
And good work!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 18 2012, 7:49 PM BST
And good work!
If I don't get at least 1 Batmobile joke in I'll feel I have failed you all 
Great news fellas!
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 18 2012, 7:57 PM BSTGreat news fellas!
Ta boss 
That is sooo cool. Well jealous, but you deserve it after all your hard work.
Today at work, a woman cried because I did "such a good job", and then she tried to tip me...
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 18 2012, 7:16 PM BSTIt's not every week Graham Linehan and Peter Serafinowicz throw praise your way; chuffed. Yes, this status report is horrendously smug. I'm a twat.
You sure do get a lot of famous people coming into your Burger King.
Congrats Matthew, hope it leads to bigger and better things.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 18 2012, 8:13 PM BSTToday at work, a woman cried because I did "such a good job", and then she tried to tip me...
Did you fall over?
Congratulations to you to Scats.
I was very confused. And disappointed that I am not allowed to take tips.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 18 2012, 8:20 PM BSTI was very confused.
Your normal customers usually cry because of the bad service? Yes, I can see how that would be confusing.
You never can tell with people, she might have been having the worst day ever and your simple act of good service and politeness might have really sparked off the emotions and given her faith in humanity again.
So be glad that you made a strange woman cry, you happiness monster.
How much did she try to tip you?