What are you watching on TV? Page 1,617

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 18 2012, 12:44 PM BST

Just because one member of your gender breaks the rules doesn't preclude this from being a 'man / woman thing'.

From the subject matter, to the actors, to the story and the trailer (which is being shown on virtually every break on BBC One - so am astonished that you haven't seen it) - it has been clearly designed to appeal to women.

It's timing is no coincidence either - the Beeb knew we'd be knee deep in Euro 2012, so they wheel out this feeble chick stuff to try and appease the female demographic.

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And now on BBC Yoot it's the Renegade NCP half hour of power

Yo yo tis me Renegade NCP, the neocon impactory
Dem bitches get all de benefits
Like pregnancy and bouncy tits
Why do hoes get to be menustrating?
Why can't blood be manustrating?
I blame the UN, librotwats those endless whiners
I is a man and I demands some panty liners!
So rock it out till I get my womb
Peace out now, mums says tidy your room!

Quote: zooo @ June 18 2012, 12:56 PM BST

Who has even said that?
You're having an argument with yourself!

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Such is my anger for this cynical exercise in female exploitation, that I find it difficult to control my outrage.

I am amazed that normally intelligent and knowledgeable women, who I have lots of respect for, would tune in to watch this pandering rubbish that's insulting to their own gender.

Though I know you have a David Tennant obsession, so I will cut you some slack for your overwhelming fan girlyness.

I didn't see it, but as the BCG's Most Manly and Hetrosexual Man I quite like a bit of romantic relationship nonsense once in a while.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 18 2012, 1:06 PM BST

I am amazed that normally intelligent and knowledgeable women, who I have lots of respect for

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Excellent!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 18 2012, 1:06 PM BST

I am amazed that normally intelligent and knowledgeable women, who I have lots of respect for, would tune in to watch this pandering rubbish that's insulting to their own gender.

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Being not a psychic, I'm afraid I had no idea what it's like.

Though I know you have a David Tennant obsession, so I will cut you some slack for your overwhelming fan girlyness.

I is Renegade NCP, the last of the truly free
Bitches you is being sucked in
By the BBC that pit of sin
Toilet Tennant is a gaybot you can be sure
He's never gonna tapdance your pelvice floor
So don't be sucked in don't be a prat
Dat batty boy has no designs on your twat
If you need some lovin to be sure
Call my penis pencillin its your cure!

Quote: chipolata @ June 18 2012, 1:07 PM BST

I didn't see it, but as the BCG's Most Manly and Hetrosexual Man I quite like a bit of romantic relationship nonsense once in a while.

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You do? Squeeeeee!

What's your favourite movie - Pretty Woman or Ghost? I like Pretty Woman the best because Julia Roberts makes fun of a rude shop assistant. It is ace!

Oooh, my period cramps are kicking in, get back to you soon girlfriend. Mwah!

If you're dissing liking Pretty Woman and Ghost you're dissing 2 of my favourite films.

I may have to ask you to step outside.

For a fight.

(Possibly followed by some commitment free gay sex in a skip, which leaves us both feeling slightly sordid. But you can never admit that, I mean that would be gay wouldn't it?)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 18 2012, 1:14 PM BST

You do? Squeeeeee!

What's your favourite movie - Pretty Woman or Ghost?

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Ghost. Easily.

Quote: chipolata @ June 18 2012, 1:16 PM BST

Ghost. Easily.

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No. Way. Pretty Woman is far superior. It's no Music and Lyrics, but it's pretty good.

Ghost is better. But Dirty Dancing is better even than that. Just.

Ghost has some good FX and some great fight scenes

but Pretty Women has the Roy orbisob sound track

I can't decide - is it the story of street walking whore who shags an evil old businessman for trinkets or do I prefer an undead phantasm stalking his wife from beyond the grave?

Screw it - it's Titanic - you can't beat meeting someone on a cruise and then watching them slowly drown. Now that's romantic.

Quote: zooo @ June 18 2012, 1:20 PM BST

But Dirty Dancing is better even than that.

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You can't beat underage sex. zooo wins!

Nah, Titanic's rubbish.
Although the effects were fun.

You missed out the bisexual necrophiliac orgy in Ghost

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 18 2012, 1:23 PM BST

I can't decide - is it the story of street walking whore who shags an evil old businessman for trinkets or do I prefer an undead phantasm stalking his wife from beyond the grave?

Screw it - it's Titanic - you can't beat meeting someone on a cruise and then watching them slowly drown. Now that's romantic.

You can't beat underage sex. zooo wins!

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Nobody takes Baby up the corner!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 18 2012, 1:23 PM BST

You can't beat underage sex. zooo wins!

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You do realise Baby wasn't an actual baby?