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I read the news today oh boy! Page 886

If this country went to the Dogs we'd all get done by the RSPCA for animal cruelty.
This country is going to the Belgians.
The problem is kids here are as bright and able as any in the world. It's the tyranny of low expectation.

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1581427_thats-grand-youths-chase-after-1000-in-banknotes-blown-down-manchester-street---and-hand-it-all-back-to-man-who-lost-it

I nearly did a little weep.

That guy needs to learn about the wonders of credit cards.

Rolling eyes

Quote: zooo @ June 16 2012, 1:38 PM BST

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1581427_thats-grand-youths-chase-after-1000-in-banknotes-blown-down-manchester-street---and-hand-it-all-back-to-man-who-lost-it

I nearly did a little weep.

I actually have a little tear in my eye.
That has made my horrible day so much nicer

Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2012, 12:07 PM BST

The problem is kids here are as bright and able as any in the world. It's the tyranny of low expectation.

Rather a curious combination of low expectations and a sense of entitlement. A social contract broken on both sides.

Quote: AJGO @ June 16 2012, 2:53 PM BST

I actually have a little tear in my eye.
That has made my horrible day so much nicer

Most people are nice.

And we should bring back the death penalty for those who are not.

Quote: zooo @ June 16 2012, 1:38 PM BST

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1581427_thats-grand-youths-chase-after-1000-in-banknotes-blown-down-manchester-street---and-hand-it-all-back-to-man-who-lost-it

I nearly did a little weep.

Lovely story. Like the grandad said, it would have been great if someone had a camera to capture all those kids humping in the air after the flying notes.

A homeless man in a town not far from here found $77,000 in a park and will be allowed to keep it.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/13/12206464-homeless-man-finds-77000-city-council-says-he-can-keep-the-money?lite

Aw. That should definitely be enough to turn his life around, if he uses it right. It'd turn my bloody life around...

JUNE 15--For the fourth time in the past two years, a Cincinnati man has been arrested for masturbating in public with the aid of a teddy bear, records show.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ohio-teddy-bear-lover-678234

You could even afford some brand new coffee zooo ;)

In other news pissed off drug dealers gun down homeless man.

:D

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 16 2012, 3:45 PM BST

You could even afford some brand new coffee zooo ;)

:D
Surprisingly, it tasted alright.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18475110

Certainly I know of people who have tickets for the big days whom I am pretty sure didn't enter any ticket lottery.

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