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Quote: Booo @ June 15 2012, 4:44 PM BST

Apart from the killing bit, are you going to share it?

Probably not as it will just be one to pull at at times of heckler destruction. Others I am willing to share with specially selected people.

Is it acceptable for humans to use dog waste bins if they poop in a plastic bag?

Why use a bag? Just hover.

You must be very tall indeed.

Agile.

Shat woman

Am about to try an instant coffee that is 6 years past its best before date.

Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2012, 1:36 PM BST

Is it acceptable for humans to use dog waste bins if they poop in a plastic bag?

It's not only acceptable, it's commendable.

zooo, drink it and then, when you get a bad tummy, please describe texture and colour.
I'm collating shit facts.

I have drunk it, and it was rather nice. No ill effects to report thus far! (Sorry.)

Sounds like a wacky scifi film, Zooo drinks 6 year old coffee and gets thrown back in time.

To the year 2006!

Where I have no recall what happened at all.

Quote: zooo @ June 16 2012, 4:48 PM BST

I have drunk it, and it was rather nice. No ill effects to report thus far! (Sorry.)

:D

Quote: Booo @ June 16 2012, 4:38 PM BST

I'm collating shit facts.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Just to be going on with ! . . .

Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2012, 4:51 PM BST

Sounds like a wacky scifi film, Zooo drinks 6 year old coffee and gets thrown back in time.

To the year 2006!

Where I have no recall what happened at all.

:D Yeah, what was up with that year? Did it actually happen?

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 16 2012, 5:21 PM BST

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Laughing out loud

Nahthat's an urban myth

Some Poindexter with f**k all better to do tested the theory

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