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Some more one liners Page 2
I liked the bum deal and school disco one the best. The problem with The Beta Band one is that they split up in 2004......
I'm nothing if not topical, winter. Did many people notice them splitting up?
Wrote another few this morning - the third one I'm really not sure about. It is probably unperformable.
I read an article on who’s set to be hot in Hollywood this year. Heath Ledger tipped the scale at 504 degrees centigrade.
I saw John Meh in concert. He’s a John Legend tribute act.
People say it's hard to keep up with the Joneses, but I'm not so sure. My neighbour Pete Jones is a quadriplegic and his wife Pauline has spina bifida.
I did like the Red Letter Day - but do they still exist?
Quote: Barbs @ January 25, 2008, 10:53 AMI'm nothing if not topical, winter. Did many people notice them splitting up?
Wrote another few this morning - the third one I'm really not sure about. It is probably unperformable.
I read an article on who’s set to be hot in Hollywood this year. Heath Ledger tipped the scale at 504 degrees centigrade.
I saw John Meh in concert. He’s a John Legend tribute act.
People say it's hard to keep up with the Joneses, but I'm not so sure. My neighbour Pete Jones is a quadriplegic and his wife Pauline has spina bifida.
The first two were groaners but the last one I found funny though you'd have to be really courageous to perform it, especially at the Association of Spina Bifida and Hydrocephalus (ASBAH) annual dinner. 
It's ironic that a joke I found funny at school...
'What do you do if you see an epileptic in a bath?'
'Throw your washing in!'
...turned against me as I was diagnosed with a mild form of the condition seven year later.
At least you'll save money on washing machines though.
Silver linings eh?
Sorry.
Quote: Tuumble @ January 25, 2008, 11:49 AMThe first two were groaners but the last one I found funny though you'd have to be really courageous to perform it, especially at the Association of Spina Bifida and Hydrocephalus (ASBAH) annual dinner.
Why? They're not exactly going to beat you up are they
I agree with Tuumble that the last one was good and the others weren't. 1 out of 3 ain't bad as the blind man said to the prozzie