School...with hilarious results Page 2

We set fire to a desk with bunsen burners, posined the fish. Found a great way of getting outta science early by smashing the thermometers people go mad over mercury...go figure.

We also locked a French teacher in a cupboard, turned all the desks upside down and left.

I pushed my friend through the window in the history room and he smashed it and we both ran away.

To name but a few.

Oh and my fav we had mini mic and recorded the science teacher goin off on one and past it around the class replaying it back for the whole class. Haha he was well angry think I went to the headmaster for that cant remember though.

Quote: Gavin @ January 25, 2008, 1:19 PM

We also locked a French teacher in a cupboard

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I miss school.

I hated every second of it.

I hated it, but wouldn't mind going back and doing it properly (i.e. didn't realise how easy it would've been to well *cough* all the girls...)

In PE, the teacher took us outside for athletics and was adamant that we all sit on the stairs even though it meant we would be crammed like sardines. Everyone was complaining that they were crushed and one kid was still standing so the teacher forced my friend's row to budge up to let him in. Unfortunately as my friend began to shuffle across he accidentally let one rip and the stairs were cleared in 0.353 seconds.

Some troll came in to geography late with his blazer tied reverseways round his waist doing a very good Edna Everage impression, much to the annoyance of the head of geography and the embarrassment of the schools inspector sitting at the rear of the class.

The class were in hysterics mind!

Quote: Leevil @ January 25, 2008, 2:19 PM

I hated it, but wouldn't mind going back and doing it properly (i.e. didn't realise how easy it would've been to well *cough* all the girls...)

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Ew.

I remember a lad at our school "accidently" fell onto a fire extinguisher and it exploded everywhere, covered everyone in foam and it was awesome.

Quote: Aaron @ January 25, 2008, 10:34 AM

And Adam, ever get a Saturday detention?

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Yep three Monday detentions in a row would get you a Saturday detention so I got it about once a month. Its the reason I understand women *goes into hiding*

I wasn't an exceptionally bad kid at school (and if you believe that).

Did manage to get suspended for doing hand jives to some folk music at harvest festival assembly, thought think the comment 'I was enjoying it... in my own way' kind of swung it for me.

Also got a detention for removing the keyhole COVER on the art classroom door, worst part was they got a locksmith to put a whole new lock in

Not strictly school, but about 20 years ago I attended the first law lecture of my construction course and the lecturer, who was wearing an unfashionable grey wig - not that there is a fashionable grey wig, but you get the picture - and was terribly well dressed and very quietly poshly spoken, an ex barrister, addressed the class:

WIGGY:

There aren't any girls in this group are there?

CLASS:

No.

WIGGY:

Good. They tend to get terribly upset when you call them a c**t.

And I can't remember anything else of that or any other law lecture. He was a really entertaining bloke.

I managed to make 2 teachers cry while in secondary school.

Just through my antics.

And Aaron... One was a French teacher.

I just used to go into the stock cupboards and steal blank exercise books. You know that great feeling when you've finished writing on all the pages, and the teacher gives you a fresh new book? I used to have that feeling pretty much every day.

I gobbed from the top of three flights of stairs, down the middle of the gap that ran between them. Just as the greb reached nearly the bottom, Mr Porter the deputy head looked up the gap and it landed on his glasses. I ran and ran and ran and then laughed for a solid half hour.

But by far the funniest thing that happened was my mate Keith, on the last day of leaving school, half- filled about 20 condoms with milk and hung them from Mrs Langabeer's blackboard, onto which he chalked a huge ejaculating penis. Mrs Langabeer was in her sixties and an RE Teacher.

Happy days!